milagros317
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Warning: I have been told this joke is sexist, classist, and antisemitic. I think that it is funny, and hope that you
do, too. In any case, you have been warned.
I am 25 years old and I just graduated from law school. I am engaged to be married to a smart and beautiful woman
that I met while in college. Her name is Deborah. She is 22 and just graduated from the college that we both attended.
Her father is the managing partner in a law firm and seems luke warm at best about hiring me as a new associate there.
Her mother doesn't seem to like me much either, and I suspect that she is telling Debby that she could do better.
My fiancée has a younger sister, Rebeca, who is 19. Becky is not merely beautiful, but gorgeous, with a body that most
straight men would die for.
Last Sunday I went to their house, parking on the street because their front gate was locked and nobody responded to the
intercom. I thought that was strange because, except for her father playing golf, all three women of the household
were planning to be home going over menus from potential caterers for the wedding.
I walked the long distance from the street outside their gate to their front door. I rang the bell.
I was utterly astonished when the door opened and there stood Becky, stark naked. She was even more beautiful than I
imagined she would be.
"Hi!" said Becky, getting closer to me just a little. "Mom and Sis have gone to have emergency alterations made to her
wedding dress, and they'll be away for hours. Dad is playing golf as usual. I thought we could have a little fun
together."
"For God sake, Becky, I'm engaged to your sister! I can't do that," I said, backing away from here just a little.
"I know that you want to," said Becky. "I've seen the way to look at me. This is a wonderful chance for us to
fuck each other just once, a memory to treasure forever. Sis will never know! Look, I'm going to go upstairs now
and get into my bed. Come up to my room! Sis will never know! I'll be waiting for you upstairs."
With that, she turned and walked upstairs, giving me a wonderful view of the back of her thighs and of her ass.
I turned quickly and left the house. I walked very quickly back towards my car. I took my car keys out while walking.
I was so intent on walking very quickly to my car that I didn't hear three people yelling at me until I was half way
to the street.
Finally hearing them screaming, I turned to see my fiancée, Debby, and both of her parents walking towards me. I ran
to meet them.
"Oh darling," said Debby, kissing me passionately. "I knew you would pass the test. I just knew it! I love you so much."
For once, seeing us kissing, her mother did not say, "Plenty of time for that after the wedding."
What she said instead was, "Rebeca was waiting in her room with her softball bat, ready to clobber you if you
came into her room, of course."
"Ben," said her father, "I will admit that I doubted you. I wasn't sure that you really love Deborah. But you have
behaved admirably. I am now happy about the wedding, and I don't see any reason you shouldn't become our newest
associate attorney."
I shook the hand of my future father-in-law and smiled.
Silently, I said the most sincere prayer of my life.
"Blessed are You, Lord our God, King of the universe, Who today caused me to leave my condoms in the glove compartment
of my car."
do, too. In any case, you have been warned.
I am 25 years old and I just graduated from law school. I am engaged to be married to a smart and beautiful woman
that I met while in college. Her name is Deborah. She is 22 and just graduated from the college that we both attended.
Her father is the managing partner in a law firm and seems luke warm at best about hiring me as a new associate there.
Her mother doesn't seem to like me much either, and I suspect that she is telling Debby that she could do better.
My fiancée has a younger sister, Rebeca, who is 19. Becky is not merely beautiful, but gorgeous, with a body that most
straight men would die for.
Last Sunday I went to their house, parking on the street because their front gate was locked and nobody responded to the
intercom. I thought that was strange because, except for her father playing golf, all three women of the household
were planning to be home going over menus from potential caterers for the wedding.
I walked the long distance from the street outside their gate to their front door. I rang the bell.
I was utterly astonished when the door opened and there stood Becky, stark naked. She was even more beautiful than I
imagined she would be.
"Hi!" said Becky, getting closer to me just a little. "Mom and Sis have gone to have emergency alterations made to her
wedding dress, and they'll be away for hours. Dad is playing golf as usual. I thought we could have a little fun
together."
"For God sake, Becky, I'm engaged to your sister! I can't do that," I said, backing away from here just a little.
"I know that you want to," said Becky. "I've seen the way to look at me. This is a wonderful chance for us to
fuck each other just once, a memory to treasure forever. Sis will never know! Look, I'm going to go upstairs now
and get into my bed. Come up to my room! Sis will never know! I'll be waiting for you upstairs."
With that, she turned and walked upstairs, giving me a wonderful view of the back of her thighs and of her ass.
I turned quickly and left the house. I walked very quickly back towards my car. I took my car keys out while walking.
I was so intent on walking very quickly to my car that I didn't hear three people yelling at me until I was half way
to the street.
Finally hearing them screaming, I turned to see my fiancée, Debby, and both of her parents walking towards me. I ran
to meet them.
"Oh darling," said Debby, kissing me passionately. "I knew you would pass the test. I just knew it! I love you so much."
For once, seeing us kissing, her mother did not say, "Plenty of time for that after the wedding."
What she said instead was, "Rebeca was waiting in her room with her softball bat, ready to clobber you if you
came into her room, of course."
"Ben," said her father, "I will admit that I doubted you. I wasn't sure that you really love Deborah. But you have
behaved admirably. I am now happy about the wedding, and I don't see any reason you shouldn't become our newest
associate attorney."
I shook the hand of my future father-in-law and smiled.
Silently, I said the most sincere prayer of my life.
"Blessed are You, Lord our God, King of the universe, Who today caused me to leave my condoms in the glove compartment
of my car."
