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One day a toad with a yellow penis hops into the office of the good fairy
"Good fairy" says the toad "Can you change the color of my penis to match the color of my body" The good fairy says "I can only change the shape You have to see the wizard to change the color" So the toad hops away to see the wizard
Awhile later an elephant with a purple trunk walks into the good fair's office
"Good fairy" says the elephant "Can you change the color of my trunk so it matches the color of the rest of me?" The good fairy says "I can only change the shape You have to see the wizard to change the color"
"How do I get to the wizard?" says the elephant
"That"s easy" says the good fairy " Just follow the yellow dick toad"
http://members.aol.com/EarlWerks/sounds/rimshot.wav
I wonder if a certain someone will need the punchline explained
"Good fairy" says the toad "Can you change the color of my penis to match the color of my body" The good fairy says "I can only change the shape You have to see the wizard to change the color" So the toad hops away to see the wizard
Awhile later an elephant with a purple trunk walks into the good fair's office
"Good fairy" says the elephant "Can you change the color of my trunk so it matches the color of the rest of me?" The good fairy says "I can only change the shape You have to see the wizard to change the color"
"How do I get to the wizard?" says the elephant
"That"s easy" says the good fairy " Just follow the yellow dick toad"
http://members.aol.com/EarlWerks/sounds/rimshot.wav
I wonder if a certain someone will need the punchline explained
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