A Weird Question

[ShiningIce]

If you went back in time and had sex with yourself is that masturbation?? 😕

 

[Moses25]

Master Debator.

Fer Gawd sakes man, what is wrong with you?

And it's masturbation, not masterbation, ya one-eyed hick. 😛

Ya, I know: "Quiet, you."

Cheers.😀

 

[cleopatra2003]

uh Mastubation is just that having sex with yourself that is of course someone is helping you mastubate🙂
But then again if you go back intime, they probably hadn't found out about mastubation yet🙄 just a thought😀

 

[Ticklemmmeeeeeee]

Cleo...Depending on how far back in time u'r referring to, I'm guessing that not only did they think of it but that masturbation may have been the preferred method of entertaining oneself... prior to an acceptable alternative means of entertainment that is, such as monopoly or twister...then again, I usually do not rely upon masturbation as amusement or entertainment but as a substitute for or yummy addition to the real thing...no, I don't mean coke...lol...btw,am I the only person who thinks saying "have sex w/yourself" sounds disturbing?
Why on earth have I posted to this??...I need sleep...I need to go mastur..need to have se...I need to get tickled...rarrr...please ignore this post...lol...nite🙂
~ticklemmmeeeeeee 🙂🙂

 

[amk714]

If you went back in time and had sex with yourself is that masturbation?? 😕

I don't even want to think about it. *shudder* 😱

 

[milagros317]

Many decades ago, Robert Heinlein wrote a short story with roughly the following plot:

(Unfortunately, I do not remember the title.)

A woman who grew up in an orphanage meets a man, is seduced, gets pregnant, and has a baby. The man is nowhere to be found--he has abandoned her. The birth is complicated, and requires surgery, including removal of her uterus.

The surgeon discovers that she is really a hermaphrodite, and, since she can no have no more babies as a woman, exposes her(now his) male organs.

The baby is kidnapped while he is recovering from the surgery.

The parent, now a man, is recruited by the time patrol, and becomes an agent in that organization.

Years later, he travels back in time, seduces his younger self, gets her pregnant, and abandons her.

He returns to kidnap the baby, travels further backward in time, and puts the baby (herself/himself) in a basket on the steps of the orphanage where he/she grew up.

He returns to the future, and says something at the end like this:

"I know where I came from. Where did all you zombies come from?"

So, Heinlein had an even more devious imagination about time travel and sex than you do, Ice.

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Added one day later via editing:

The title is "All You Zombies". It was published in 1959.

It is in the collection of Heinlein stories entitled "The Unpleasant Profession of Jonathan Hoag", and a paperback edition of that was published by the Berkeley Publishing Group in 1980.

 

[luv2bt&tickled]

😱Yes Milagros, he sure did have a wild imagnation! OMG!! 😱

To answer Ice, whether you go back in time or not, masturbation is still masturbation and yes you are having sex with your self. My 2 cents🙂

 

[milagros317]

😱 Milagros is that fiction or non fiction story? OMG!! 😱

Fiction, science fiction to be specific. Robert Heinlein wrote some really excellent science fiction in his day.

Now, somebody with ordinary imagination, like me, might write a story about a man who travels a century backward in time, meets and has sex with a woman, who turns out to be his own great-grandmother, and so he turns out to be one of his own great-grandfathers.

But it takes an extraordinary imagination to have a hermaphrodite that is both of its own parents.

 

[luv2bt&tickled]

uh Mastubation is just that having sex with yourself that is of course someone is helping you mastubate🙂
But then again if you go back intime, they probably hadn't found out about mastubation yet🙄 just a thought😀

Cleo, masturbation probably goes back further than we would think. I'm sure they knew way back when😉

 

[luv2bt&tickled]

Fiction, science fiction to be specific. Robert Heinlein wrote some really excellent science fiction in his day.

Thanks Milagros, I will have to check out his work. Not familiar with him but thanks for posting this🙂

 

[Moses25]

I just noticed that Milagros' logo is the same shape and size of the mirror from The Ring.

Hmmmm (eerie whistling in the background)...what is it that Milagros is trying to say to us?

Before you die, you see Milagros. Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!

Cheers.😀

 

[ShiningIce]

Quiet you

 

[Ticklemmmeeeeeee]

Moses...that is tooo funny....lol🙂🙂

 

[Neutron]

And...

The only sex Shining Ice will ever get will be imaginary..

Tron

 

[ShiningIce]

*sigh* coming from a 40 yr old virgin...........

The only sex Shining Ice will ever get will be imaginary..

 

[t s s]

lmfao,roll on 50 huh?😀

 

[milagros317]

I just noticed that Milagros' logo is the same shape and size of the mirror from The Ring.

Hmmmm (eerie whistling in the background)...what is it that Milagros is trying to say to us?

Before you die, you see Milagros. Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!

Cheers.😀

Actually, Moses, my signature logo was designed by Venraya, whom I met at SBG 2 in Albany. I really like it, but you'll have to ask her if she got the size and shape from "The Ring".

 

[Stitch62679]

If I went back in time I wouldnt even look myself up in the phone book!!!!

 

[TicklingDuo]

I guess it would be masturbation. Another point however...unless you had a sex change, it would also make you gay...or at least bi.

Ann

 

[ShiningIce]

But how would it make you gay??? Your scrogging yourself

 

[Moses25]

Quiet, you.

 

[ShiningIce]

😛