A wise man once said.....

[Timewarp]

Thought I may as well create my own sayings, maybe I'll become that Wise man everyone keeps talking about.

(ahem)
Opinions are like bees, they sting and hurt people. The only way to get to the honey (truth) is to smoke out the bees.

If we can hurt someone, we may as well make it devestating.

Love is a lose term for, "I like you, but not all the time."

In order to succeed, others must fail.

In war, any and all princiapals are thrown out the window. The only princiapal that remains is survival at all cost.

To trust is weakness, in the wrong hands, it's death.

If stupidity is bliss, intelegence must be torture.

If you think a way to a man's heart is his stomach you are aiming to high.

Why is plan B always the better one?

...hmmmmm....this is harder than I thought. I'll get back to this uncompleted thought....someday.

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

Good proverbs are like buses; you can't think of any for ages, and then three come along all at once. 😎

 

[Janus4385]

You can't clean something without getting something else dirty, but you can get everything dirty and have cleaned nothing...

There isn't any problem in this world, that having been viewed and analized carefully, can't complicate itself even more...

That saying that money doesn't make happiness is a lie told by the rich to the poor...

Even when all the experts agree, they might still be wrong...

 

[coloman]

I believe it was Ben Franklin who said 'It's better to say nothing and be thought the fool than to open your mouth and completely remove all doubt. Don't know who said them first but here are a couple of more I will throw in for good measure.
Balls, cried the Queen if I had two I'd be King
One good turn gets most of the blanket
and I cut it off twice and it's still too short

 

[Budweiserbob!]

A wise man once told me "Never eat yellow snow."

It was then on my third yellow snow cone that I learnt what that lesson meant.

 

[Janus4385]

Nothing helps us resist temptation better than good manners, clean moral principles... and witnesses...

It is human to make mistakes... and it is even more human to blame someone else for our mistakes...

 

[wk23]

When life give you lemons...make lemonade.
I say take those lemons, sell them on the street; use that money to buy crack!

 

[max cross]

If it is true that one person's actions can make a difference then it is also true that another person's actions can make that difference meaningless.

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

Two wrongs may or may not make a right, but two rights definitely DO make a U-turn.

 

[Ignatz]

Two wrongs may or may not make a right, but two rights definitely DO make a U-turn.

I knew there had to be some reason you Brits drove on the wrong side of the road...it's so you can make jokes like that. Over here, two lefts make a U-turn.

Which reminds me of when I was taking driver education in high school. The teacher asked one of my classmates, who was the son of sheep ranchers, "Can you make a U-turn?"
My friend blushed and said, "No, but I can make her eyes water."

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

I knew there had to be some reason you Brits drove on the wrong side of the road...it's so you can make jokes like that. Over here, two lefts make a U-turn.

Which reminds me of when I was taking driver education in high school. The teacher asked one of my classmates, who was the son of sheep ranchers, "Can you make a U-turn?"
My friend blushed and said, "No, but I can make her eyes water."

Y'know what - I hadn't even thought about it...
Hey - I made a joke; cool! :happy:

 

[Budweiserbob!]

"Two wrongs don't make a right
But 3 rights make a left!" - Fairly Odd Parents.

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

Just because you are able to do a thing, doesn't necessarily mean that you should.

That one actually sounded pseudo-philosophical to me. 🙂