AD&D Fans!

[ShiningIce]

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!! I have Frost giants in my freezer, Fire giants in my oven, Ogres in the pantry, Gnomes in the bathrooms, Elves in the backyard, Dwarves in the garage, Imps under my bed, and now theres an entire tribe of Orcs living under my sheets!! 🙁 😱 😕

 

[kurchatovium]

Looks like you need the help of a few Paladins and a couple of mages to boot.

 

[Mimi]

AD&D.....isn't that diaper rash ointment??


Mimi 😀

 

[Venus51099]

How about Bat's in the Belfey?🙂 *giggling*

 

[ShiningIce]

Oh thats just great those damn Frost giants are eating up all the ice cream. 😡

 

[kurchatovium]

Do Frost Giants get ice cream headaches? Which eats more ice cream a Frost Giant or Marlon Brando?

 

[tkrexx]

No problem, Ice-Man...The Grand Druid and the "Official" Grandfather of Assassins will have the situation quelled in but a few segments...For a price, of course. By the way, anyone have a Great Druid aspiring to level-up? I've been at this "Grand" thing for 16 F~(#!^& YEARS!!!

Rxx

 

[ShiningIce]

OH NO!!!! The dwarves claim they found a mithril vein in my garage! They're getting out their digging tools.............HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!

 

[kurchatovium]

Has Lady Aribeth dropped by yet? She is one hot elf.

 

[ShiningIce]

Yes she has. The Lady is in the backyard with the rest of her elven kin. Oh no they're frolicking again, that means nudity. Im so sick of elves making merry on my property. 😡

 

[Flatfoot]

It sounds like you could use the assistance of the Vorpal Bunny. I wouldn't worry too much about the dwarves in your garage. I'd be more afraid of the gnomes in your bathroom, especially if they decide to start tinkering to "improve" your plumbing. Oh, and if there's a kender among them, you may as well just move out. If the kender happens to say, "Oops!" or "I'm bored," then RUN!

 

[kurchatovium]

Is Lady Aribeth ticklish Ice? I think she needs to be tickled really bad for being such a bad girl in Neverwinter Nights.

 

[ShiningIce]

Crap, Flatfoot there is a Kender, but hes under the car............Im getting worried now. The Lady is indeed ticklish her fellow elves are putting her through the "ringer" as we speak.

 

[kurchatovium]

Damn elves get to have all the fun. Hey Ice maybe you coould film it and sell it as a tickling video or do the elves have a union or something?

 

[ShiningIce]

I wish I could answer that Kurch but...I dont speak Elven. 🙁

 

[Scooby112211]

ohhhhh! silly me! I thought this was the thread for fans of attention deficit disorder! I would have posted sooner...but...kind of got distracted