Addicted Internet Junkie

[Limeoutsider]

1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been busy-for a year!!!
2. You forgot how to work the TV remote control.
3. You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL."
4. You tell everyone, that after surgery, your mom went to ICQ...instead of
ICU!
5. You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes.
6. You placed the refrigerator beside your computer.
7. You buy a laptop and a cell phone so you can have ICQ in your car.
8. Tech support calls YOU for help.
9. You beg your friends to get an account so you can "hang out."
10. You get a second phone line just to call out for pizza.
11. You purchase a vanity car license plate with your screen name on it.
12. You say "he he he he" or "heh heh heh" instead of laughing.
13. You say "SCROLL UP" when someone asks what it was you said.
14. You find out divorce papers had been served on you 6 months ago.
15. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant
message to.
16. You look at an annoying person off line and wish that you had your ignore
button handy.
17. You start to experience "withdrawal" after not being online for awhile.
18. You say......."Where did the time go??"
19. You sit on ICQ for 6 hours for that certain special person to sign on.
20. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
21. .....You end your sentences with.....three or more periods.......
22. Your shoes are suddenly 2 sizes too small.
23. You think faster than the computer. <----Not difficult for me
24. You enter a room and get greeted by 25 people with {{{hugs}}} and
**kisses**.
25. Being called a newbie is a major insult to you.
26. You're on the phone and say BRB.
27. Your teacher or boss recommends a drug test for the blood shot eyes.
28. Your answering machine/voice mail sounds a little like this...."BRB.
Leave your S/N and I'll TTYL ASAP".
29. You get up at 2:00 AM to go to the bathroom and turn the computer on
instead.
30. You need to be pried from your computer by the Jaws-of-life.

 

[t s s]

*seen something funny and screams*.."lol,lol"...might be something in what you say lime..😛

 

[cleopatra2003]

LOL Thanks Lime 😀 Those were funny

 

[Dave2112]

31) You're watching football and refer to the opposing team as "trolls".

32) You have a permanently curved spine, and you're only 35.

33) You went from 20/15 to 20/200 vision...and you're only 35.

34) You sit there with the lights out and candles lit when chatting with that special S/N.

35) There's more porn on your computer than under Larry Flint's mattress.

36) You've ever wondered what the chat-room looks like in r/l.

37) You dream in Flash.

38) You sign for a package and end your signature with "@aoldotcom".

39) All of your pets are dead except for BonzaiBuddy.

40) All of your plants are dead except for the half-acre of Virtual Thai Stick you've been growing for three years.

41) You are completely unaware that musicians actually put several of thier songs together on thing called a CD and even charge money for them!

42) You had the outline to the Attack of the Clones script a month before Ewen McGregor did.

43) The address you wrote on your job application is a Yahoo Group.

44) Everything you've ever read came from Kazaa.

45) You were bored during Angelina Jolie's nude scene in Hackers because it slowed the pace of the story.

46) You call your friends by thier screennames. In public.

47) You refer to a newspaper article as a thread.

48) Under "additional languages spoken" on your job application, you wrote "Java".

49) You have a better sound system on your computer than in your car.

50) You're seeing an online psychiatrist about an online gambling problem. You also have feelings of guilt about cheating on your online S/O with an online Mistress. This is compounded by the fact that WebMD told you that you have an aneurism which goes along with recent predictions from your online Psychic.

😀

 

[Limeoutsider]

46) You call your friends by thier screennames. In public.

47) You refer to a newspaper article as a thread.

😀

Guilty on both counts.
When I ask someone to throw something away for me I say "Will you delete this for me?" or if I'm throwing stuff away and someone askes me what I'm doing I say "Just deleting some stuff"