AffectionateDan introduces......

[venray]

 

[CrystalLight]

omg. Roflllllllllllllllllllll


I Love You!!!!!!!

 

[venray]

I Love You!!!!!!!

(hold that thought..)

 

[CrystalLight]

Omfg

No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[venray]

As seen on TV...

 

[CrystalLight]

Dan also has a specially marked Spicy Mustard Lube that he gives out for when those wieners get stuck in people's throats.

 

[Gothika]

lol nice dude

 

[venray]

Dan also has a specially marked Spicy Mustard Lube that he gives out for when those wieners get stuck in people's throats.

Yes...Coleman's Tube Lube spicy mustard.....for those hard to reach wieners....

 

[venray]

And we musn't forget the kids......

One free novelty wiener with every purchase.....

 

[venray]

...........The Wienermobile under Guard.............

 

[Bugman]

Dan is gonna kill both of you!!

 

[CrystalLight]

Don't we need some buns for those weiners?

 

[venray]

We have plenty of buns.....

What we need is an ad gimmick....







or perhaps ......a mascot...........

 

[Ayla ny]

I do NOT know you *steps slowly backward* nope... not laughing... (beanie hat... omg... ) this is NOT funny! *choking*

 

[venray]

Unsolicited testimonial........

 

[AffectionateDan]

*Stars And Stripes Forever playing over the PA system*

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COME

ON

DOWN!!!

</marquee>

Come one, come all! Moms and Dads and boys and girls! It's the Grand Opening of Dan's Discount Weiners! Bring the whole family, there'll be something for everyone this weekend! Mom and Dad can save a lot on Dan's Discount Weiners every day, but for our Grand Opening, for every pound of Dan's Weiners you buy, we'll throw in the freshest, fluffiest, most delicious buns you've ever had in your mouth for free! And there's going to be fun for the kids as well, with a bounce house, balloons, and magic by The Amazing Venray! Meet the Dancing Weiners! Ride the Weinermobile! Fun and Food for the whole Family! Come on down!

 

[venray]

And dont forget our special guest...........

 

[CrystalLight]

*facepalm*

 

[venray]

And now a word from our new sponsor...

Mort's mustard water...

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[TklDuo-Drew]

So just when is WienerDoodleDan.....fest?????


Wanna make hotel reservations. How much is the registration fee?


Drew

 

[AffectionateDan]

Can't wait to get you some of Dan's Discount Weiners, huh?

So just when is WienerDoodleDan.....fest?????


Wanna make hotel reservations. How much is the registration fee?


Drew

For you two? That's easy. Your room is comped, provided you had the foresight to bring along a pan of brownies!

 

[TklDuo-Drew]

For you two? That's easy. Your room is comped, provided you had the foresight to bring along a pan of brownies!

Mmmmmmmmmmmm....brownies.....droooooooooooool!!!!!!!!!!



Drew

 

[RUNOFFSTAGE]

*lies on floor with cramps from laughing too much*




Seriously .. You guys ARE crazy O.O
.. may I have a wiener? 😛

 

[AffectionateDan]

*lies on floor with cramps from laughing too much*




Seriously .. You guys ARE crazy O.O
.. may I have a wiener? 😛

Unfortunately, Dan's Discount Weiners doesn't currently ship overseas. So if you wish to experience the joy of Dan's Discount Weiners, you're going to have to come and visit the plant here in the states. Don't worry, we'll supply the hard hat for your tour, and flash-photography is allowed. 😉

 

[venray]

Unfortunately, Dan's Discount Weiners doesn't currently ship overseas. So if you wish to experience the joy of Dan's Discount Weiners, you're going to have to come and visit the plant here in the states. Don't worry, we'll supply the hard hat for your tour, and flash-photography is allowed. 😉

Hell with that It would be a pleasure to hand deliver for Run......

There is a small advance fee of one foot pic thouugh.....