Age Old question...

[dubman]

Who would win in a fight...a Ninja, or a Pirate? I know this has been debated before, and I've yet to come to a satisfying conclusion to the argument. See, Pirates are strong and brutal, but Ninjas are just damn tricky and evil. What do you guys think?

 

[the_jimmy_james]

A Romulan Pirate.

 

[melanie2]

i vote for pirate...they are super sexy with their eye patch etc...

 

[dubman]

See, I'm totally in favor of ninjas. First off, amazing combat prowess, plus ninja stars, plus they can disappear at will. And let's not forget the ability to shoot fireballs from their hands.

 

[Bashiku]

Ninja rule with stealth and skill of assassination. They would rule over sea dogs.

 

[alphazion1]

Pirates have more fun, ninja may neither booze nor wench.

 

[FeatherDaemon1]

Who says that they they must fight. I say that they combine forces and take over the world as Ninjas-Pirates! Yarrrrr!!

 

[P[a]pi]

Ninja all the way.

 

[Crushertitan]

See, I'm totally in favor of ninjas. First off, amazing combat prowess, plus ninja stars, plus they can disappear at will. And let's not forget the ability to shoot fireballs from their hands.

Well, if we're going by that then we're going to have to include the undead immortal pirates and the like.

While we're on that... I've heard of space pirates but never space ninjas. Does that suggest that in the future, ninjas were wiped out by pirates...? Or were they driven into space by triumphant earth ninjas?

So many possibilities...

 

[FeatherDaemon1]

Well, if we're going by that then we're going to have to include the undead immortal pirates and the like.

While we're on that... I've heard of space pirates but never space ninjas. Does that suggest that in the future, ninjas were wiped out by pirates...? Or were they driven into space by triumphant earth ninjas?

So many possibilities...

Never heard of Space Ninjas... Allow me to enlighten you...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1032759/

If this movie had more awesomeness packed into it the universe would collapse and orbit around it as a shroud.

 

[wraven]

PIRATES WOULD WIN DAMN YOU ALL!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU ALL STUPID??????...............................................................................................................To everyone...please forgive me for that outburst, but I really believe that i've seen POTC 5 too many times.

 

[Violetta]

Whoa... There was a Pirates of the Caribbean 5!? I must've been under a rock! 😛

That said, pirates definitely win. They have the clarity and single-minded purpose to cut through the fancy weeaboo crap and kill themselves some ninjas.

Also cannons.

 

[wraven]

I meant I've seen it more times than.....I mean five more than one should see..........Let's start over...Hello everyone, my name is Jason.

 

[Violetta]

I meant I've seen it more times than.....I mean five more than one should see..........Let's start over...Hello everyone, my name is Jason.

Good evening, Jason. I'm Sam. I crack wise about funny things because I'm a smartass like that.

 

[Duke Diablo]

Ninjas are sexier... therefore I vote ninjas... c'mon, guys, which one of you wouldn't like a hot ninja girl to sneak into his room and give him some wild assassination love?

 

[dubman]

First off, Pirates are almost always drunk; there's no way they could ever go toe-to-toe in sword-fighting. If you're not drunk, you're probably not a pirate. Second off, Ninjas have a gaggle of tricks up their sleeves- smoke bombs, ninja stars, poison darts, etc. The only tricks pirates have is the old-stab-with-the-wooden-leg trick and releasing a vicious attack-parrot. And I'm guessing even a moderately trained ninja could roundhouse kick any attack-parrot, no matter how vicious, to their feathery doom.

Dear God...I need a girlfriend...

 

[Duke Diablo]

Dear God...I need a girlfriend...

Ninja girlfriend?

 

[Violetta]

Ninjas are sexier...

Say that to her face...

 

[the_jimmy_james]

Say that to her face...

Captain Delicia B. Sexille, one of the greatest pirates of God time. She pirated anything she wanted. What she didn't take due to ships surrendering at the mere sound of her name, she took through seduction. That and having a crew of 1,012 bloodthirsty cutthroat girls who looked 85% as yummy as her.

 

[Duke Diablo]

Say that to her face...

Ninjas... are... sexier.

 

[Bashiku]

We should make a thread 'Sammy vs Duke'... I wonder which psycho would win 🙂

 

[melanie2]

Ninjas are sexier... therefore I vote ninjas... c'mon, guys, which one of you wouldn't like a hot ninja girl to sneak into his room and give him some wild assassination love?

well i for one wouldn't want that...ewwwww lol

and about pirates...two words...Johnny Depp...sighs..oo yes he can fight...avast ye maties yo ho yo ho...a pirate's life for me...

 

[Duke Diablo]

We should make a thread 'Sammy vs Duke'... I wonder which psycho would win 🙂

But I am a good boy.

And since when is Bella a psycho?

EDIT: And since when I am a psycho as well?

 

[the_jimmy_james]

I have to disagree upon the sexy ninja thing. In reality, 99% of ninjas were scrawny, spindly men. The other 1% who were women, were prostitutes who would cut a dude's throat while snoggin' him. I don't know about you, but that doesn't really turn me on much.

Re: the images given. One is a pirate chick with an awesome gun who plundered ships, fought the King's navy. Loved and hated by all. The ninja pics are both animu, which for me at least, is a one-way ticket to ride on the "Disinterest Express". The pirate pic looks like a comic book or 90s cartoon show, which both equal WIN.

A little critique on those pics. Why does the first ninja look totally baffled? Is she getting to see a Klein Bottle form before her very eyes? Okay, I'll admit I love her hips, but she looks like she just saw a Michael Bay movie and she's trying to figure out whether or not she should go through with seppuku which is Japanese for "o no eye did nut purform 5000% uv mai lifes work i shud kill mahself" thing. Japemo.

Just my tuppence.

 

[Senshi1]

I prefer pirates, hands-down. Partly for my ancestry (although we were more smugglers than actual pirates), and partly for the booze, women, etc.

Although in a fight, I would place my money on a ninja. I think pirates are cooler, but I think a ninja would win in a fight. They're more disciplined and skilled. Pirates are a bit of a rabble. 😛 Their main strengths are numbers and intimidation, and in a one-on-one ninja fight, these wouldn't really factor.