DontAskJusTckle
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A young Army recruit finally gets leave after his Airborn Ranger training. His father is very proud of him as he shares what his first jump was like.
"I was so scared, Daddy. The instructor was this huge mean guy that looked like a gorilla! One by one, my buddies jumped out of the plane. I was the last in line, and when....(gulp)....and when it was my turn, I...I froze! I couldn't jump!"
"So what happened?" Dad asked.
"Well it was just me and the instructor! He told me to 'JUMP, BOY!' But I couldn't do it, Daddy. I just couldn't."
"I understand, Son. So what happened next?"
"Well that instructor unzipped his pants and pulled out the biggest dong I've seen in my life!! Then he comes at me and screams, 'BOY, YOU'D BETTER JUMP RIGHT NOW OR I'M GONNA STICK THIS BIG DICK RIGHT UP YOUR ASS!!'"
After a brief awkward silence, Dad asked, "Well, did you jump??"
The young man grinned sheepishly and said, "a little."
"I was so scared, Daddy. The instructor was this huge mean guy that looked like a gorilla! One by one, my buddies jumped out of the plane. I was the last in line, and when....(gulp)....and when it was my turn, I...I froze! I couldn't jump!"
"So what happened?" Dad asked.
"Well it was just me and the instructor! He told me to 'JUMP, BOY!' But I couldn't do it, Daddy. I just couldn't."
"I understand, Son. So what happened next?"
"Well that instructor unzipped his pants and pulled out the biggest dong I've seen in my life!! Then he comes at me and screams, 'BOY, YOU'D BETTER JUMP RIGHT NOW OR I'M GONNA STICK THIS BIG DICK RIGHT UP YOUR ASS!!'"
After a brief awkward silence, Dad asked, "Well, did you jump??"
The young man grinned sheepishly and said, "a little."
