Only time I'm ever on Michigan Avenue is when I have to be somewhere down there for a job interview. Otherwise, I'm a native. And that area has too many people, all of which have no idea how to ride / use the CTA, navigate around the city, etc. Not their fault, but I find it annoying for some reason.
Besides, I'd ever shell out the 70 bucks to ride a segway in one of those tours when I've lived here all my life.