While we're requesting bans on things, I would like to request that producers ensure absolutely that they will never, ever, ever produce any video or photoshoots, or comics, or stories, or anything else in which a cute lil' petite gigglicious 19 year old college sophomore girl with size 6 footsies is tied up in a pair of thin, red-fleece boy-cut hotpants and a really, really tight white t-shirt and has her flopsy lil' footsies lick-tickled in light corn syrup with a lil' laryngophone around her neck that signals a vibra-wand to tickle her flower every time she giggles right through her lil' hotpants and then tickle her until she's just at the edge but never quite over the lip (this goes on for feverish, mind-melting hours of torment). Never, ever, ever make anything like that. Ever. At all. No matter what. Period.