A guy walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer.
"Certainly sir that'll be one pence."
"One pence?!" exclaimed the guy.
The barman replies, "yes."
So, the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, "could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with fries, peas, and a salad?"
"Certainly sir," replies the bartender, "but all that comes to real money."
"How much money" inquires the guy.
"Four pence," he replies.
"Four pence?!" exclaims the guy. "where's the manager?!"
The barman replies, "upstairs with my wife."
The guy says, "what is he doing with your wife?"
The bartender replies, "same as I'm doing to his business."
"Certainly sir that'll be one pence."
"One pence?!" exclaimed the guy.
The barman replies, "yes."
So, the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, "could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with fries, peas, and a salad?"
"Certainly sir," replies the bartender, "but all that comes to real money."
"How much money" inquires the guy.
"Four pence," he replies.
"Four pence?!" exclaims the guy. "where's the manager?!"
The barman replies, "upstairs with my wife."
The guy says, "what is he doing with your wife?"
The bartender replies, "same as I'm doing to his business."