An Amish boy and his father were in a mall.They were amazed by almost everything they
saw,but especially by two shiny walls that could move apart and then slide back together
again.
The boy asked what is this father?
The father [ never having seen an elevator] responded, "son I have never seen anything like
this in my life,I don't know what it is".
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement,a fat old lady in a wheel chair
moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled
between them into a small room.They closed and the boy and his father watched the small
circular numbers above the walls light up seqentially.
They continued to watch untill it reached the last number and then the numbers began
to light in the reverse order.Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old
blonde stepped out.
The father said quietly to his son ....go get your mother
saw,but especially by two shiny walls that could move apart and then slide back together
again.
The boy asked what is this father?
The father [ never having seen an elevator] responded, "son I have never seen anything like
this in my life,I don't know what it is".
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement,a fat old lady in a wheel chair
moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled
between them into a small room.They closed and the boy and his father watched the small
circular numbers above the walls light up seqentially.
They continued to watch untill it reached the last number and then the numbers began
to light in the reverse order.Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old
blonde stepped out.
The father said quietly to his son ....go get your mother
