Amish tickling

[sole seeker]

Just kidding - there's no tickling in this joke.


An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold." The mother replied "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up." So the daughter did and her hands warmed up.

The next day the daughter was riding with her boyfriend and he said "My hands are freezing cold." The girl replied " Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up." So he did and warmed his hands.

The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said. "My nose is cold." The girl replied "Put it between my legs the warmth of my body will warm it up." He did and his nose was warmed up.

The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter and he said, "My penis is frozen solid."

The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?". Slightly concerned mother says, " Why yes. Why do you ask?" The daughter replies "Well they make one hell of a mess when they defrost don't they?"

 

[ForgottenTcklr]

I wonder if that one works???

I mean, not that I would ever do it, but it sure is funny.

Hey, that's a good idea. I should write an Amish tickling story. That will be my goal for this weekend!

 

[amk714]

"Well they make one hell of a mess when they defrost don't they?"

Gross, sole seeker! That's why I love this joke. 😉

FT, when you write that Amish tickling story, don't put in any electric toothbrushes! 😛

 

[TicklingIsLife]

I would think Amish tickling would be great. I mean they have all those animals and wooden stocks.... 😀

 

[MistressValerie]

That joke was magnificent!!! Oddly enough, one dictionary of British slang says that a penis is sometimes called a "tickler" -- makes you wonder 🙂