An Advertisement That Worked

[Neutron]

Three weeks ago I posted this in the Wayne State University student section..

Are any young ladies interested in a good clean American Fetish Fun?
If you're 18 or over I can show you a time that....

Might be erotic
But it might not

Might be sexual
But it might not

Might be sensual
But it might not

Might involve bondage
But it might not

Might be fun
And will be exciting...

Will involve meeting the sweetest, ornriest guy you'll ever meet, whose current claim to fame is being the baddest motherfucker on the planet.

If interested contact Crucificio at [email protected]












Within a day I had inquiries. After 3 weeks of exchanging emails with a very good looking, charming and sweet 24 year old black senior (Business/music major) I hooked up with her today for a great afternoon of tickling. AND she's gonna see if she can hook me up with a couple of her friends!!

Remember, be bold (But don't any of you try claiming you're the baddest motherfucker on the planet. You're not)


Darth Neutron

 

[wishiswish]

halleluja...

 

[BigJim]

Crucificio?

Heh heh. 😉

 

[Lisa F/F]

HEY STUDROCKET 🙂

I'll answer one of your advertisements!!
Oh wait, I already did! 🙂

Tomorrow night, at Tomfooleries off Huron Church Street many of us Windsorites will be gathering for Karaoke. So please join us because we Canucks just love hearing you sing gleefully off key!! 🙂

Buh Bye... L

 

[inkling]

There's that echo again....hmm....

 

[BigJim]

There's that echo again....hmm....

Why Ink, you old cynic!

 

[Phineas]

I'm kinda surprised that the folks who run the board (if any) didn't yank such an advertisement. I mean, if uni message boards were the right place to solicit sexual encounters from coeds, don't you think everybody would be doing it? Maybe it's just my home state where people only use those things to advertise raves and frat events.

...glad to see it worked for you tho, Neuty. 🙂