an interesting bible add

[latin_southpaw8]

take a look at this bible add i found

 

[latin_southpaw8]

dam i dont know why it diddnt load

maybe this time

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

So That's Where The Foot Washing Ritual Began/begat....

Holy Crap! That Doesn't Exactly Exorcise My Foot Fetish, More Like Exercises It! ( ****crash/rumble --lightning & Thunder***) Maybe, I Better Sign Off Now............................................................

 

[Journia]

Holy Crap! That Doesn't Exactly Exorcise My Foot Fetish, More Like Exercises It! ( ****crash/rumble --lightning & Thunder***) Maybe, I Better Sign Off Now............................................................

I have just recieved a message from the lord! An earthquake will strike the state of Georgia within the next thirty years.

 

[BigNorm]

WTF, New Century Version bible? there are so many versions of the bible it's insane. as if the bible wasn't already easy to read 🙄

great feet, though. 😍

 

[Volcom1]

WTF, New Century Version bible? there are so many versions of the bible it's insane. as if the bible wasn't already easy to read 🙄

great feet, though. 😍

Yeah the New Century Version contains this extra page of the bible at the start, which was removed from the original version(s). The page reads:

"All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental"

 

[Hayden137]

It's all subliminal man! They'll sneak the Bible into anything these days. Darn them all! ¬¬

 

[BigNorm]

Yeah the New Century Version contains this extra page of the bible at the start, which was removed from the original version(s). The page reads:

"All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental"

damn that's crazy. i won't be buying one of those crappy bibles, that's for sure.

 

[themagicfingers1]

...I wish they did that kind of thing at my church. Then I would go to the 8,9:30,11,and 6 o'clock service every time they had one. Ohh and they have stocks fro mthat play. Drool's...God is awesome.

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

Is It Just Me Or Is It Getting Hot In Here???

Journia- The Earthquake Will Probably Do Billions Of Dollars Of Improvements To The State. Just Remember: My Jesus Can Beat The Hell Outta' Your Jesus! 🙂 Big Norm Is Right. Even A Hick Like Me Knows Jesus Spoke The King's English(kjv). Lol!

 

[Journia]

My Jesus Made Your Jesus! Ha!!!!!! He brought him in this world!!! And he can take him out!!!!!

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

Holy War: Oxymoron Or Economic Stimulus?????

Please Except This Apple As A Peace Offering............................

 

[Journia]

*takes the apple, and chews it up, spits it out and it is an apple pie,
Not only am I not bound by your christian Laws of Destiny, I am making a greater peace offering to you.

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

This Pie Is Really Moist, Well, He Did Spit It Out!!!!!!!!!!

Consolidated Warmonger, Inc. Down 10 Points Because Of Journia's Efforts. Can Middle East Peace Be Far Behind.......................? (yep)

 

[BigNorm]

Journia- The Earthquake Will Probably Do Billions Of Dollars Of Improvements To The State. Just Remember: My Jesus Can Beat The Hell Outta' Your Jesus! 🙂 Big Norm Is Right. Even A Hick Like Me Knows Jesus Spoke The King's English(kjv). Lol!

KJv FTW baby!

 

[Thulcandra]

Impossible to put down?
Sounds pretty evil...
Give Newfangled Bible Translation to girl.
Girl opens with both hands.
Girl is stuck to Newfangled Bible Translation.
Tickle girl.

 

[lionhart1]

A spiritual girl, pretty feet, far as I can tell nice bod.. I'll say a prayer that she's highly ticklish too.. MmmmMmmmMmmm.. The Lord is good..

 

[Journia]

Let us join the Church of Laughter

 

[Cbarton]

Yeah the New Century Version contains this extra page of the bible at the start, which was removed from the original version(s). The page reads:

"All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental"

Actually, it's interprets the Word of God into a format that non-Greek and Hebrew scholars can read and understand. I use the New International Version (NIV) myself. The Message is a popular right now, as is the New Amereican Standard.

And please remember. Volcom and the rest. To many of us here, you are slamming a book that is very precious to us. How would you like it if that "disclaimer" was added to your birth certificate????

And to set you straight, Christ most likely spoke Hebrew and Aramaic while on the earth, although He can speak any language He wants, since He invented them.