an ode to the hotflash..

[melanie2]

ok most of you here aren't nearly old enough to have a clue as to how damn awful a hotflash is...if your mothers are old enough..sigh...ask them..grr anyway something i wrote


to the tune of Dr Seuss...green eggs and ham..i do not like hotflashes..

i do not like them in my bed
i do not like them in my head
i do not like them in the shower
i do not like them hour after hour

i do not like them drying my hair
i do not like them here or there
i do not like them in a car
i do not like them near or far

i do not like them in the hottub
i do not like them during a footrub
i do not like them at the fair
I DO NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[duck171]

I remember my mom trying to fit her entire body into the freezer on several occasions. I'm so glad I'm a guy.

 

[Bashiku]

... ok... what in the hells blazes was that about?!

 

[melanie2]

... ok... what in the hells blazes was that about?!

exactly...when one hits it feels like hell lol...ok Bashiku a hot flash occurrs when a female reaches menopause..somewhere or anywhere actually between the ages of 45 on up...damn look it up lol...i'm not going to explain it here..tis too embarrassing..pm me..

and duck lol...yes i'm sure she did try that...

 

[Bashiku]

I know what it is, but never heard the expression in english... and the weird song really made me think... 🙂

 

[duck171]

exactly...when one hits it feels like hell lol...ok Bashiku a hot flash occurrs when a female reaches menopause..somewhere or anywhere actually between the ages of 45 on up...damn look it up lol...i'm not going to explain it here..tis too embarrassing..pm me..

and duck lol...yes i'm sure she did try that...

I never in my life thought I would read this. I'm laughing so hard right now there are tears in my eyes!

 

[melanie2]

I never in my life thought I would read this. I'm laughing so hard right now there are tears in my eyes!

sighs...i'm so glad i can make you laugh lol...:ggrin:

 

[Cbarton]

Izzy...it's not a hot flash...

It's a POWER SURGE!!!

:::runs and ducks from thrown objects:::

 

[melanie2]

Izzy...it's not a hot flash...

It's a POWER SURGE!!!

:::runs and ducks from thrown objects:::

o o o....actually that's a better description..so no need to run and hide my talented friend..i promise not to throw inanimate objects your way...hhehe

 

[Bashiku]

inanimated... what about cows and chickens and similar?

 

[melanie2]

inanimated... what about cows and chickens and similar?

uh..i'm not big enough to heave a cow at anyone...but yes...animate objects i will consider...

i toss a cat
i toss a pig
the cat is fat
the pig dances a jig

i throw a dog
i throw a snake
i trip over a log
i fall into the lake

the cat hisses and growls
the pig oinks and squeaks
i throw in the towel
i crawl away all meek

the dog barks and bites
the snake coils and rattles
i quickly do not fight
i've lost the hotflash battle

lol ok that didn't make sense..

 

[melanie2]

I heard "I'm not having hot flashes. My inner child is playing with matches."

whoooooohoooooooooo i love it..thanks...😉

 

[TyrantRaveAB]

HAHAHA! menopause! im so glad that my mom is through with that!

 

[melanie2]

HAHAHA! menopause! im so glad that my mom is through with that!

o hoooooooooooooo come over here and dare laugh at it...i triple dog dare you...grrrrrrrrrrrrr i know...build up a sweat...get really hot somehow..then go and stick your face over a pan of boiling hot water..then you might get an idea of it..grrr

lol...did you laugh at your poor mom too???