Texas_Tickle
4th Level Orange Feather
- Joined
- Aug 28, 2002
- Messages
- 2,950
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- 38
Q: How do you know it's cold outside?
A: Even Christine Aggulira is wearing clothes
Q: What does Saramun, Gollum, and Jennifer Lopez have in common?
A: Neither of them can hold on to A Ring
Q: What do you call an "empty bed" at NeverLand Ranch?
A: A bed that has less than 3 children
Christian Slater is to "Pump Up The Jam" as Michael Jackson is to "Pull Down the Jammies".
A: Even Christine Aggulira is wearing clothes
Q: What does Saramun, Gollum, and Jennifer Lopez have in common?
A: Neither of them can hold on to A Ring
Q: What do you call an "empty bed" at NeverLand Ranch?
A: A bed that has less than 3 children
Christian Slater is to "Pump Up The Jam" as Michael Jackson is to "Pull Down the Jammies".