Strelnikov
4th Level Red Feather
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The new drug store employee is hopeless. Finally, the store owner says to him, "Listen, if you insult one more customer, or screw up one more sale, you're fired!"
Now the kid is worried. He has a car payment, car insurance, a girl friend - he NEEDS the job.
So the next customer comes in, and the guy is coughing his lungs up. The kid looks for cough syrup - cough drops - can't find either. Finally, in desperation, he gives the guy a bottle of laxative and tells him to take it all. The customer drains the bottle, staggers outside, and leans against a lamp pole, shaking.
The owner says, "Well, you did OK that time. What did you sell him?"
"Laxative - the large economy size," the kid replies.
"You idiot!" shouts the owner. "You can't stop a cough with laxative!"
"Sure you can," the kid replies. "Look at that guy - he's AFRAID to cough!"
Strelnikov
Now the kid is worried. He has a car payment, car insurance, a girl friend - he NEEDS the job.
So the next customer comes in, and the guy is coughing his lungs up. The kid looks for cough syrup - cough drops - can't find either. Finally, in desperation, he gives the guy a bottle of laxative and tells him to take it all. The customer drains the bottle, staggers outside, and leans against a lamp pole, shaking.
The owner says, "Well, you did OK that time. What did you sell him?"
"Laxative - the large economy size," the kid replies.
"You idiot!" shouts the owner. "You can't stop a cough with laxative!"
"Sure you can," the kid replies. "Look at that guy - he's AFRAID to cough!"
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