Another old man joke

[guitman69]

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.

A young man walked up to the bench and sat down.
He had spiked hair all different colors - green, red,
orange, blue, and yellow.

The old man just stared.

The young man said, "What's the matter old timer,
never done anything wild in your life?"

The old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex
with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."

 

[desdemona]

I feel sorry for the parrot....

Here's one for the flip side:

A woman walks into a bar and sees a man sitting there wearing HUGE cowboy boots. She saunters over and asks him if it's true what they say about men with large feet. He blushes and nods in reply. They go off to test the theory.....

The next morning, the woman gets out her purse and hands the man a $100 bill. He getsall flustered and thanks her, telling her no one has ever been quite that impressed before. She smiles wanly and says "Not exactly, hon. That's to buy yourself a pair of boots that fit."