I don't know if this has been done, but i want to start one...
One of my favorite hobbies is taking all those stupid ass surveys that float around and filling them out with REALLY stupid answers, So here's my contribution. This is one i filled out for a friend because she didn't want to do it herself:
Any stalkers?
cELERY STALKERS, THEY HANGS OUT IN MY FRIDGE, MOLDING, WAITING FOR THEIR TIME TO ARISE and eat my brains.. POOR THINGS ARE GONNA STARVE.
Are you moving in the next year?
I'm moving right now, i'm always moving, i mean, if i weren't moving i would be statuesque and yeah,i know i look damn good, but not standing still.
Can you drive?
PeOpLe CRAZY!
Are you going anywhere for spring break?
I'm going to hop into my time machine to 1976, hang out with the BeeGees, have sex with the short one, go forward in time and finally win that argument i had with my husband about whether or not i slept with that guy from the BeeGees
Whens the last time you saw your mom?
When i looked in the mirror.. she always said i'd be just like her... dammit
What's playing right now?
My Viberrrrrrator!
Animals?
Toothpaste goblins...
Say you were to have kids right now, what would you name them?
JOhn Paul George and Ringo, then sell them on eBay and win the "flip this kid celebrity challenge"
Could you live without myspace?
I could live without your space, that's why i have my own damn space.
Whats on your bed?
me.. naked...
Whats the last thing that made you laugh?
That time my friend, she put snakes in the ball pit at chuck e cheese and started to jump up and down shouting "enough is enough, i'm tired of all these motherfuckin' snakes in this motherfuckin' ball pit" then she played sega bass fishing (cause that's the only reason to go to some lame ass place like chuck e cheese anyways) until they kicked her out... Poor thing didn't even get to turn her tickets in for a handful of glow in the dark cacaroaches.
Do you laugh?
hahaha hell no
Do you hate the last girl you were talking to?
i hate her fuckin' guts.. oh crap, she's writing this for me... if i don't be nice she'll tell all my secrets like that time when i was in third grade and i got naked behind the bushes because Joey Masterson wanted to know what "preboobs" looked like.
When is the last time you took a nap?
At your house, after i eated all your food and slept with your husband/wife/dog
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
santa claus... he wanted me to sit on his lap 6 months early.. what a perv
Do you talk about your feelings or hide them?
I hide them as well as i hide my collection of beastiality porno vids.
What instant messaging service do you use?
The ghetto get out and yell service "YO, GET YOUR ASS IN HERE SO I CAN TALK TO YOU"
What color is your hair?
what hair.. i shaved it all off.. Sinead O'Connor is like so totally my idol
Are you happy?
yes
What are you looking forward to in the next few months?
The rapture, or a plague of raptors... whatever it is, it will have the word Rapt in it.
What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
master.. uhh.. i was .. chillin' yeah, that's it, chillin'
If you could go back in time and change one thing would you?
I would have sex with that short guy from the beegees, didn't i already go over this.. Stupid redundant ass survey.
Do you like music?
No, music sucks.. i prefer melodic foot stompings that detail the life story of Robert Mapplethorpes tragic gay love life.
Does the future make you more nervous or excited?
if there's something bad, that makes me nervous, if it's something sexy then the other.. duh
Have you kissed somebody in the last 2 weeks?
you didn't include something.. i kiss everything, frogs, washing machines, toadstools, you name it.. one of them is bound to turn into a prince, or a bag of money or atleast a damned cheezburgr
How many different things did you drink today?
wow.. i really shouldn't answer that.. did i mention i took a job as a fluffer.
Why did your parents give you the name you have?
Because they thought Betty Pheltersnatch would just be too mean
Who was the last person you rode in a car with?
George Bush and Satan.. oh crap, those are the same person.. DUn DUn DUUUUUUUUUUN
Have you ever told someone you hated them?
I told my hand i hated it, then we had the greatest make up sex ever!
Did you mean it?
oh yeah, and i'll tell it i hate it again but then it would stop typing and look at me, fingers poised, expecting.. i spoil it too damn much
Is there anyone you want to see right now?
Barack Obama without the humanoid mechasuit.. i just KNOW he is a tiny insectoid alien plotting to take over the world.
Do you know the names of all the band members that you listen to?
not unless i've banged them first.. then i resort to my black book
At what age do you want to get married?
277.. if i live that long i'll be a damned polygamist!
What was the last thing to make you really angry?
my batteries died in my di.. diptheria immunization machine,, yeah, that's it
Do you have work tomorrow?
No fluffing on saturdays, i go cockless on the weekends
Do you wear flip flops, regardless of weather, all the time?
My boobs flip flop, so yeah
Last restaurant you ate at?
Le Roadkill
Have you ever been stung by a bee?
I was stung by a big mexican bee last night, i thought i'd never get that stinger out!
Do you have an ipod?
i have an iRod... it's like an ipod except it's a penis
What are you excited about?
my new job.. so many dongs, so little doing
When was your last time you saw your dad?
my friend accidentally dreamed about him, but she described it so well i felt like i was there.. so yesterday, in her dream.. she's a perv.
How many letters are in your last name?
Q
Do you believe in giving people second chances?
Yes, unless they've given me party warts, then their chances are up.. sorry charlie
Were you happy when you woke up today?
I know marty party was, i thought i was in summer camp sleeping in a tent
How about now?
my tent collapsed, so i went over to my friends house and built a fort and freaked out the fed ex guy and told him we anthraxed his clipboard.. then we hid and put our "no boys allowed" sign up.. so there
Do you eat candy on a daily basis?
Do you eat worms on a daily basis?
Who was the last person you ate with?
my husband.. oh shit, ate WITH, i just read ate
Are you currently taking a science class in school?
i'm learning all about physics and kinetics of fake boobs in comparison to real boobs at work.. did you know silicone is slightly less dense than regular boobs and is a little more Bouyant.. it's fun to learn.. CAUSE LEARNING IS POWER!
Would you rather have chicken or steak?
Chicken fried steaks bitches
What were you doing at 10 am?
Clipping my indica crop.. uhh... i mean, tending to my prize winning tomatoes
Are you different now than you were six months ago?
yep, i'm now new and improved with fun ninja action
What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?
barf.. you mean barf isn't a beverage... damn it.. i knew my smoothie wasn't right this morning
Does anyone like you?
Everyone hates me cause i smell like fart and i have a secret tail...
What would your stupid answers be?
One of my favorite hobbies is taking all those stupid ass surveys that float around and filling them out with REALLY stupid answers, So here's my contribution. This is one i filled out for a friend because she didn't want to do it herself:
Any stalkers?
cELERY STALKERS, THEY HANGS OUT IN MY FRIDGE, MOLDING, WAITING FOR THEIR TIME TO ARISE and eat my brains.. POOR THINGS ARE GONNA STARVE.
Are you moving in the next year?
I'm moving right now, i'm always moving, i mean, if i weren't moving i would be statuesque and yeah,i know i look damn good, but not standing still.
Can you drive?
PeOpLe CRAZY!
Are you going anywhere for spring break?
I'm going to hop into my time machine to 1976, hang out with the BeeGees, have sex with the short one, go forward in time and finally win that argument i had with my husband about whether or not i slept with that guy from the BeeGees
Whens the last time you saw your mom?
When i looked in the mirror.. she always said i'd be just like her... dammit
What's playing right now?
My Viberrrrrrator!
Animals?
Toothpaste goblins...
Say you were to have kids right now, what would you name them?
JOhn Paul George and Ringo, then sell them on eBay and win the "flip this kid celebrity challenge"
Could you live without myspace?
I could live without your space, that's why i have my own damn space.
Whats on your bed?
me.. naked...
Whats the last thing that made you laugh?
That time my friend, she put snakes in the ball pit at chuck e cheese and started to jump up and down shouting "enough is enough, i'm tired of all these motherfuckin' snakes in this motherfuckin' ball pit" then she played sega bass fishing (cause that's the only reason to go to some lame ass place like chuck e cheese anyways) until they kicked her out... Poor thing didn't even get to turn her tickets in for a handful of glow in the dark cacaroaches.
Do you laugh?
hahaha hell no
Do you hate the last girl you were talking to?
i hate her fuckin' guts.. oh crap, she's writing this for me... if i don't be nice she'll tell all my secrets like that time when i was in third grade and i got naked behind the bushes because Joey Masterson wanted to know what "preboobs" looked like.
When is the last time you took a nap?
At your house, after i eated all your food and slept with your husband/wife/dog
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
santa claus... he wanted me to sit on his lap 6 months early.. what a perv
Do you talk about your feelings or hide them?
I hide them as well as i hide my collection of beastiality porno vids.
What instant messaging service do you use?
The ghetto get out and yell service "YO, GET YOUR ASS IN HERE SO I CAN TALK TO YOU"
What color is your hair?
what hair.. i shaved it all off.. Sinead O'Connor is like so totally my idol
Are you happy?
yes
What are you looking forward to in the next few months?
The rapture, or a plague of raptors... whatever it is, it will have the word Rapt in it.
What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
master.. uhh.. i was .. chillin' yeah, that's it, chillin'
If you could go back in time and change one thing would you?
I would have sex with that short guy from the beegees, didn't i already go over this.. Stupid redundant ass survey.
Do you like music?
No, music sucks.. i prefer melodic foot stompings that detail the life story of Robert Mapplethorpes tragic gay love life.
Does the future make you more nervous or excited?
if there's something bad, that makes me nervous, if it's something sexy then the other.. duh
Have you kissed somebody in the last 2 weeks?
you didn't include something.. i kiss everything, frogs, washing machines, toadstools, you name it.. one of them is bound to turn into a prince, or a bag of money or atleast a damned cheezburgr
How many different things did you drink today?
wow.. i really shouldn't answer that.. did i mention i took a job as a fluffer.
Why did your parents give you the name you have?
Because they thought Betty Pheltersnatch would just be too mean
Who was the last person you rode in a car with?
George Bush and Satan.. oh crap, those are the same person.. DUn DUn DUUUUUUUUUUN
Have you ever told someone you hated them?
I told my hand i hated it, then we had the greatest make up sex ever!
Did you mean it?
oh yeah, and i'll tell it i hate it again but then it would stop typing and look at me, fingers poised, expecting.. i spoil it too damn much
Is there anyone you want to see right now?
Barack Obama without the humanoid mechasuit.. i just KNOW he is a tiny insectoid alien plotting to take over the world.
Do you know the names of all the band members that you listen to?
not unless i've banged them first.. then i resort to my black book
At what age do you want to get married?
277.. if i live that long i'll be a damned polygamist!
What was the last thing to make you really angry?
my batteries died in my di.. diptheria immunization machine,, yeah, that's it
Do you have work tomorrow?
No fluffing on saturdays, i go cockless on the weekends
Do you wear flip flops, regardless of weather, all the time?
My boobs flip flop, so yeah
Last restaurant you ate at?
Le Roadkill
Have you ever been stung by a bee?
I was stung by a big mexican bee last night, i thought i'd never get that stinger out!
Do you have an ipod?
i have an iRod... it's like an ipod except it's a penis
What are you excited about?
my new job.. so many dongs, so little doing
When was your last time you saw your dad?
my friend accidentally dreamed about him, but she described it so well i felt like i was there.. so yesterday, in her dream.. she's a perv.
How many letters are in your last name?
Q
Do you believe in giving people second chances?
Yes, unless they've given me party warts, then their chances are up.. sorry charlie
Were you happy when you woke up today?
I know marty party was, i thought i was in summer camp sleeping in a tent
How about now?
my tent collapsed, so i went over to my friends house and built a fort and freaked out the fed ex guy and told him we anthraxed his clipboard.. then we hid and put our "no boys allowed" sign up.. so there
Do you eat candy on a daily basis?
Do you eat worms on a daily basis?
Who was the last person you ate with?
my husband.. oh shit, ate WITH, i just read ate
Are you currently taking a science class in school?
i'm learning all about physics and kinetics of fake boobs in comparison to real boobs at work.. did you know silicone is slightly less dense than regular boobs and is a little more Bouyant.. it's fun to learn.. CAUSE LEARNING IS POWER!
Would you rather have chicken or steak?
Chicken fried steaks bitches
What were you doing at 10 am?
Clipping my indica crop.. uhh... i mean, tending to my prize winning tomatoes
Are you different now than you were six months ago?
yep, i'm now new and improved with fun ninja action
What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?
barf.. you mean barf isn't a beverage... damn it.. i knew my smoothie wasn't right this morning
Does anyone like you?
Everyone hates me cause i smell like fart and i have a secret tail...
What would your stupid answers be?
