Anyone ever pistol whipped a ticklee?

[suikoden]

You know, just to get them into position because chloroform is soooo 2006. Some people like to use the butt of the gun in a backhand motion but I know a guy who swears by a hooking shot with the rear sight. It's a little extreme for some people but pretty effective.

I've also experimented with incapacitating ticklees using blow darts tipped with toxins from South American tree frogs. The research is quite risky though and I licked the wrong one by mistake once and ended up spending three months in an isolation ward while doctors in gasmasks looked on from a safe distance. On the plus side I was the centerfold in the Spring 2008 issue of the Journal of Tropical Diseases.

Every cloud.... 🙂

 

[Rook's Media]

You've created this thread from a maximum security prison, haven't you?

I didn't realize prisons allowed internet access these days....it's quite an improvement from the pen pal system of old...eh?

Oh well...

😛

 

[Angel77]

Can't say that I have..........

 

[Marquis De Sade]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

No. Just a cattle-prod.

 

[emilyemilyemily]

i looove being pistol-whipped. hell, put an ak47 upside my noggin any day and i'm yours.

 

[..Glamorous..]

BWHAHAHAHAHHAH!




(at first I thought this thread was serious )

 

[McNoodle]

I didn't like it. The pistol vibrated too much on my poor hands. Now a rifle stock on the other hand... 😀

 

[spike102]

Tazers work too!!!

 

[Ghris]

Bah - real men use a SMAW 😉

 

[Eyeshine]

I like to hit my lee's with a full size crane and wrecking ball. I think they say "suprise" pretty well.

 

[poopies]

Mmmmm.... pistol whip.....

 

[texastickler]

You all get whipped by a pistol? I always get hit by a brick or 20. Although tickling is usually not involved. In fact, the gal repeats several time that I am an evil bastartd and then throws another brick at me. By then I am half dead. Funny thing is I do not remember what caused her to hit me with bricks in the first place.

 

[suikoden]

Tazers are ok, just make sure you point them the right way round or else it can be very embarassing - especially if you just jumped out of your target's closet.

And for Rook's information, I am not in a maximum security prison, I am writing this on my laptop whilst hiding behind the giant penny in the Batcave. Bats gets superfast broadband down here and every time he goes out on patrol I lower his workstation chair by 6 inches.

It really grinds his gears. 😀

 

[SteakDinnerBoom]

You just made this thread to mock that guy who wanted to use formaldehyde on his girlfriend 😛

 

[suikoden]

How dare you sir! I was merely searching for new ways to enhance the overall tickling experience.

I also recommend stocking up on Advil and checking local laws relating to assault and kidnap. Safety first!