Arachnophobia...Part II (If you thought the Huntsman was bad, check this sumbitch out

[Dave2112]

Here's the Bird Spider I was telling you about. This is a species of Bird Spider called the Lasiodora Parahybana, or Salmon Pink Bird-Eating Spider.

Just for a sense of the scale of this Nightmare from Hell...

...that thing in its mouth is a FRIGGIN' BULLFROG!!!

(Yeah, I know I could have just posted the link like Marauder did and spared some of you the shock...but contrary to popular belief, I am a much bigger prick than the Pirate.)

The scientific folk will tell you that a spider qualifies as "large" if you can see its largest eyes from two feet away. A spider is considered "huge" if you can see its mouth. This sumbitch? You can see his friggin' balls in the dark!!

We do not need things like this on the planet. Screw Darwin.

 

[milagros317]

Quite a huge and scary spider, Dave. Hairy, too. Definitely not what I want to see coming out from under my refrigerator.

 

[Limeoutsider]

Re: Arachnophobia...Part II (If you thought the Huntsman was bad, check this sumbitch out

We do not need things like this on the planet. Screw Darwin. [/B]

Ill echo that

 

[TklDuo-Ann]

OK, I've changed my mind. THIS is the one I want for a pet. So cute and cuddly looking! lol

Ann

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Lets just hope Pawz doesn't catch wind of this thread....😀

 

[Dave2112]

You want this for a pet, Ann?!?!? What do you do, walk down the street feeding the scorpions?

Well, to each thier own....most people freaked when I had my pythons.

 

[TklDuo-Ann]

Nah, I don't feed scorpions.....racoons and skunks on occassion, though. (Don't ask!) Drew had a snake a few years ago. I keep encouraging him to get another. But, he's afraid it would eat the cat! lol

Ann

 

[TMF Jeff]

Now that is a big spider! How big a bullfrog is that in its mouth? When I think of bullfrogs I imagine the ones from my childhood, which were like six inches long, and I can't believe that spider could be that big...?

 

[TklDuo-Ann]

Adults get to 9"! WOW!

http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/cheloniauk/birdeatingspider.htm

 

[4Pawz]

*screams and climbs back up HDS* aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KILL IT!!!!!!

*jumps down and runs to find her bat*

Pawz

 

[His Divine Shadow]

*Reaches out and picks up spider. Closes eyes and concentrates. The spider begins to change. It shifts and shimmers and glows brightly. When the light fades, it has become a beautiful bouquet of flowers. HDS gives it to Pawz.*

 

[4Pawz]

*looks at HDS cautiously* hmmm is this a trick???

Pawz

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Nope. It is now a real bouquet of flowers. Enjoy!!!!

 

[4Pawz]

oh, okay thank you *walks away eating the flowers* hmmm spicy

Pawz

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Frightening.😀

 

[4Pawz]

Just out of curiousity Dave, where is this spider native to? If you say Arizona I am packing up and leaving right now!!

Pawz

 

[TKpervert]

Native to South America.
That's at least 20 miles south of AZ.

 

[4Pawz]

That's it, I'm outta here! *starts packing her bags*

Can I come out yet??

Pawz

 

[TKpervert]

oh relax Pawz. These giant greebies never come after humans as long as there's plenty of bullfrogs in the area ...

 

[ShiningIce]

Suck up 😡

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Everyone's trying to scare poor Pawz. Tsk. Tsk. 😀

 

[4Pawz]

yes, I officially flag this, Pick on pawz day, if you must pick at me, please do so now so I can get this over with *puts on her hard hat* okay go at it!

Pawz

 

[His Divine Shadow]

I thought it was always "Abuse HDS Day?" Or do they overlap? Oh, and you can't abuse Pawz. *Morphs into 12 foot badass form and stands in front of Pawz.* She is under MY protection. Abuse at your own risk.

 

[BigJim]

*changes in the more compact, but infinately stronger 7-foot Hulk form, layeths the Hulka-down on HDS's candy-ass and heaves him out the window then does "spider fingers all over the back of Pawz neck*

 

[His Divine Shadow]

*Gets up, really mad, muscles triple in size. Crashes through the wall, heaves the Hulk up, and catapults him to the moon.*

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!