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Area 51

The location of the Groom Lake base was never secret actually, which is why hundreds of people go out there all throughout the year (mostly at night) to see them test out those new top secret jets which are often mistaken for flying saucers. Technically though, they would still be refered to as U.F.Os to the public, since they cannot be identified.

That map is pretty neato though.
 
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Vladislaus Dracula said:
The location of the Groom Lake base was never secret actually, which is why hundreds of people go out there all throughout the year (mostly at night) to see them test out those new top secret jets which are often mistaken for flying saucers. Technically though, they would still be refered to as U.F.Os to the public, since they cannot be identified.

That map is pretty neato though.

Not untill the late 70s i want to say, comercial airplanes flew over the base on their way to cali or to the midwest. Seeing this as a security risk, the US military decided to restrict the airspace above it. Also, i forget how many miles is considered govt property around area 51 but only way to get any view is with a hi powered telescopic lense. Lately though sattelite companies that do digital imaging by request have been doing area 51 and other areas. Only problem is from above it looks like a reg normal military base. Sure it contradicts the "nothing is there" statement by the US military but honestly, no clue what is inside there. Most popular belief non Alien related is its aircraft research, apparently where the stealth fighter and bomber came from.
 
goodieluver said:
Not untill the late 70s i want to say, comercial airplanes flew over the base on their way to cali or to the midwest. Seeing this as a security risk, the US military decided to restrict the airspace above it. Also, i forget how many miles is considered govt property around area 51 but only way to get any view is with a hi powered telescopic lense. Lately though sattelite companies that do digital imaging by request have been doing area 51 and other areas. Only problem is from above it looks like a reg normal military base. Sure it contradicts the "nothing is there" statement by the US military but honestly, no clue what is inside there. Most popular belief non Alien related is its aircraft research, apparently where the stealth fighter and bomber came from.


They also block out certain areas from the satalities. Even though everything above ground is, for the most part, a front for the actual installation itself.
 
That said, everything there is speculation. There is no way to know what really happens there. While I believe that Vlad is correct, you never know 😉 .
 
The realist in me doubts that they're dissecting little green men down there, but all the same I'd love to see what they are hiding, even if it is just new planes and bombs and stuff. I guess it's the old rule - if you're not allowed to do something, it just makes you want to do it even more. 😀

Oh, and yes, the map is cool. 😛 Is that actually "Area 51" then?
 
lonelykimiko said:
That said, everything there is speculation. There is no way to know what really happens there. While I believe that Vlad is correct, you never know 😉 .

Eh, not everything. We know for certain that many of our technological advancements are made there, and that it is the only safe place to study, improve, and shelter our most prized findings, which is why it is a national and global secret.

Groom Lake is a staging ground for the efforts made by the base, and we can assume that a portion of the collective genius of Area 51 focusing particularly on anti-air/anti-ground counter resistance and interception. This is all to improve our militiary's black op capabilities so that we can make tactical offensive and defensive strikes under the radar without tipping our hand to the enemy. We know this is what they are doing because we already have access to de-classifed military craft, and Groom Lake is notorious for it's unmarked stealth ships which we can't identify. We know these are unmarked and aided by foreign and advanced tecnology because the craft are capable of maneuvers that shouldn't be scientifically possible, and they suddenly disappear, thus suggesting we're expermimenting with or have perfected cloaking technology already.

You wouldn't test these types of things anywhere but a location such as this, nor would you do experimentations or keep national and global secrets above ground and in a building that can be visually identified and therefore assaulted directly.

We can assume these dealings because of the airfields themselves, and the fact that you wouldn't house the nation's secrets in Washington or any place that can be hacked into remotely, through a server or a network. The base is in such a location that is both heavily contested by defenses, hard to access from the ground or air, and too far out of the way. The fact the base is subterrainian is also telling.

You can tell alot of this just by looking at the pictures, the choice of terrain, the proximity to the mountains, and the radar placements.

The base is undoubtedly self-sufficent and can operate without guidance from the white house or the chain of command (including whomever the president and his/her cabinet is). It has to be able to do this or else any change in the government would compromise the base's ability to work efficiently. This is quite unlike Homeland Security and other such organizations, which are governed and affected largely by what is happening in Washington.
 
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Interestingly, Google has a much closer shot of Area 51 than of my home town.
More paying customers, I suppose.

Even here, Steven Wright's old joke is almost real:

"I like to look up at the sky and smile... for the satellite photos."
 
Will you guys stop looking at my house from space please? gah!
 
Yeah. Some flowers, a couple trees here and there, something would really liven that place up.
And yeah, while most of the stuff there is up for speculation, the speculation can still be pretty fun. 😀
 
Anime316 said:
Will you guys stop looking at my house from space please? gah!

XD always thought those eyestalks of yours were a bit odd.
 
I wonder who Google buys their satellite imagery from?

Hey Anime, I suggest a neopolitan paint job.
 
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They werent eyestalks...

"Quite right! They have earstalks!

Huzzah! Not only can they see us, but they can hear every word that comes from our mouths!

Quickly! We must go to the bomb shelter and hope their death rays cannot blast through re-enforced concrete!"

Cool map. I like it.

(Hands everybody who seems like an alien a cookie) ^_^
 
Yay! Cookie! *glomps cookie and becomes even more hyper* ^_^
 
Sockstickler said:
Ah, just what you needed. A sugar rush. 😛

I was hoping you'd see that *grin that almost splits my face in two as I begin doing cartwheels around him*
 
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