Argh! They keep ringing our doorbell!

[Rox_My_Sox1]

OOOO...THOSE ACCURSED CHILDREN!

I SHALL HAVE THEM ALL STEAM PRESSED!

(goes to get her clothes iron)

 

[CellarDweller]

Just wait until Halloween......children up the wazoo! the doorbell will never stop!

 

[Spawn190]

There are worse things than "Ding dong ditch", wait till they start leaving flaming bags of dog stool, it's not a fun thing find on your door step lol.

 

[Breygon]

get a dog.

(not available in all areas)

 

[Triple }{]

hehe, we had this problems years ago at my parents' house, Rox. there was a two-step process that fixed this.
1 - my dad kept an eye on our front window and saw when people were coming up to the house. he caught them coming the one day, threw the door open and yelled something the equivalent of "you kids are mine!!" that scared them off, but only for a few days.
2 - when 1 fails, hide in the bushes outside your front door (as Breygon says, not available in all areas), wait for them to come, jump out and grab one to scare the crap out of them. we actually caught and figured out who the kids were that way, and the definitely never came back 🙂

 

[melanie2]

aww they wuv you, Roxy...only natural.

 

[Rox_My_Sox1]

Just wait until Halloween. Children up the wazoo! The doorbell will never stop!

That we don't mind. Kids are meant to ring doorbells on Hallows Eve. ^_~

There are worse things than "Ding dong ditch", wait till they start leaving flaming bags of dog stool, it's not a fun thing find on your door step. LOL.

If that actually happens, I actually will STEAM PRESS the little brats!

Get a dog (not available in all areas).

I would love to if I didn't think it wouldn't be fair for the dog. My mistress and I live in a brownstone in Manhattan with a fellow female coworker and her daughter (whom we offered to share our house with free of charge until she got back on her feet). While we could make it comfortable for the pooch it would still be quite cramped. That and we don't have lawn.

Awww...they wuv you Roxy. It's only natural.

Then they don't want to know my way of showing hate (pats her steam iron). ^_~

 

[CellarDweller]

You could hide somewhere with a water gun filled with something other than water and then blast them.....

 

[Rox_My_Sox1]

Caught them on tape. They're in for a surprise now. ^_^