Ask a silly question. Seriously, just ask it.

[RobAce]

Okay, Im a little bored and Im working my way eventually to my 2,000th post as meager as that number is.

So what Im asking is that for people to..........
Ask a silly question.

Illl give the silly answer.

Let this thread go as far as it can, Ill come on everyday and answer the silly questions.

GO FOR IT ALL!!

Rob

 

[isabeau]

hmmmm ok... if a rooster lays an egg on the roof.. which direction does the egg roll?

 

[RobAce]

hmmmm ok... if a rooster lays an egg on the roof.. which direction does the egg roll?

Izzy, the egg roll is part of a chinese meal, usually a side item. Knowing that, the egg roll is usually on left side of the plate, unless the server is left handed, then it would be on the right side of the plate.
Also you could order nothing but egg rolls which means they are everywhere.

I hope that answered your question.

NEXT.

Rob

 

[FlockOfSeagulls]

why does Izzy always makeup the answers to her silly questions? 🙄 🙂 🙂 🙂 haha

 

[isabeau]

Izzy, the egg roll is part of a chinese meal, usually a side item. Knowing that, the egg roll is usually on left side of the plate, unless the server is left handed, then it would be on the right side of the plate.
Also you could order nothing but egg rolls which means they are everywhere.

I hope that answered your question.

NEXT.

Rob

um no you entirely confused the hell out of me.. and you did that on purpose..

ok why do people insist that blondes are dumb?

 

[isabeau]

why does Izzy always makeup the answers to her silly questions? 🙄 🙂 🙂 🙂 haha

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

why does flock think i make up answers??? 😛

 

[RobAce]

why does Izzy always makeup the answers to her silly questions?

Well Flock, Izzy being Izzy has a need to be Izzy and such as being Izzy gives her the right to be Izzy as well as answer Izzy's questions.
Kind of like How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

In this case its How many questions could an Izzy answer if Izzy asked the questions herself.
Izzy could answer as many questions as a Izzy could ask since the questions were asked by Izzy.

I hope that helps.

Rob

 

[RobAce]

um no you entirely confused the hell out of me.. and you did that on purpose..

Remember the saying Izzy. And look at the title.

"ask a silly question....get a silly answer."

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Rob

 

[RobAce]

ok why do people insist that blondes are dumb?

To understand that we would first have to understand what the word "blonde" means.
First we have Blo (pronounced blow) meaning air, or the movement of.
And then there is nde (pronounced end) meaning no more or final.
So we know have Blonde (blow-end...saying it real fast will make it sound like the actual blonde) which means movement of no air. Therefore if it can not move air it can not breathe, which in turn means its dead...or an inanimate object like a rock...hence where we get the phrase "dumber than a sack of rocks" or in the modern slang "a blonde"
So it really goes back to the roots (or dyed roots) of the english language.

Great question Izzy!
I hope that helps.

NEXT!

Rob

 

[RobAce]

why does flock think i make up answers???

Because flock is actually a complex series of binary codes made up to respond like a human but in reality he is a part of the Matrix.

NEXT!

Rob

 

[isabeau]

To understand that we would first have to understand what the word "blonde" means.
First we have Blo (pronounced blow) meaning air, or the movement of.
And then there is nde (pronounced end) meaning no more or final.
So we know have Blonde (blow-end...saying it real fast will make it sound like the actual blonde) which means movement of no air. Therefore if it can not move air it can not breathe, which in turn means its dead...or an inanimate object like a rock...hence where we get the phrase "dumber than a sack of rocks" or in the modern slang "a blonde"
So it really goes back to the roots (or dyed roots) of the english language.

Great question Izzy!
I hope that helps.

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Rob

oooooooo no you don't... after that description, which is totally wrong, you think i'm going to feed you anymore questions??? lolol...

 

[stloldg]

If you mother was your father and your father was your brother, your brother was your sister and your sister was your father. What color would your gold fish be?

 

[Pokey]

What implications would it be if Izzy's Rooster did actually lay an egg?

 

[kered]

How many recipes for rooster eggs does Izzy have?

 

[RobAce]

If you mother was your father and your father was your brother, your brother was your sister and your sister was your father. What color would your gold fish be?

Part Lab, Part Shit-zu.

Thanks for asking.

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Rob

 

[RobAce]

What implications would it be if Izzy's Rooster did actually lay an egg?

The implications would be grave I fear.
For if the roostewr laid an egg then it would not only be a marvel of science, but it would also complicate the question "Which came first the chicken or the egg."
Also the joke "Why did the chicken cross the road would have a new meaning."

Thanks for asking!

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Rob

 

[RobAce]

How many recipes for rooster eggs does Izzy have?

Im going to have to guess here, not having Izzy cook for me a rooster egg.
But I would dare say eleventeen.

Thanks for asking.

NEXT!!

Rob

 

[kurchatovium]

Is it ok to ask a serious question in a very silly way here? 😀 😀 😛

 

[RobAce]

Is it ok to ask a serious question in a very silly way here?

Well it depends on the level of silliness.
A level 1 to 4 silliness factor would be ok for a serious question.
However anything over the silly factor of 5 would be uncouth and therefore not okay.

Thanks for asking kurch!!

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Rob

 

[kurchatovium]

Asks Robace what he thinks of The Ancient Art Of War By Sun Tzu while banging only a single rubber chicken on his head. (two would be far too silly 😛 )

 

[RobAce]

Asks Robace what he thinks of The Ancient Art Of War By Sun Tzu while banging only a single rubber chicken on his head. (two would be far too silly )

I think the Ancient Art of War by Sun Tzu goes well with chicken kung pow, a little sweet and sour pork and some egg drop soup. As for the single chicken, rubber of course...1 is good...and yes 2 would have rated it a silly factor of 6, but if you used 1 rubber chicken and a formica squirrel you would have been OK.

Thanks again!!

NEXT!!

Rob

 

[isabeau]

yes i would like to ask a silly question... why are most of these questions about me????

 

[Pokey]

When in Rome do as the Romans do, now what is it the Romans are doing an does it require reading schematics? 😕

 

[RobAce]

yes i would like to ask a silly question... why are most of these questions about me????

Well Izzy, as it seems asking silly questions requires a silly subject, and you are one of the silliest. You and Silly Putty are on the same side of my list too.

I hope that helps!!

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Rob

 

[RobAce]

When in Rome do as the Romans do, now what is it the Romans are doing an does it require reading schematics?

The Romans are currently playing domino's with 3 mexicans named Pedro, Jose and Miguel.

Thanks for asking!

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Rob