Ask Cokecan Something - He Might Even Answer.

[Cokecan]

Alright, because nobody asked for it, here's an "Ask Me Anything" thread.

3..2..1.. GO!

 

[socktickler86]

Why do you have so many calories?

 

[Cokecan]

I am a calorie magnet. I take on other people's calories so they can be healthy.

 

[Snail Shell]

Does one simply walk into Mordor?

Does one simply QWOP into Mordor?

Done one simply QWOP to the supermarket and back for a quart of milk and fresh eggs?

Have you your muskets?

Have you your sharp-edged axes, pioneers, o pioneers?

Have you your livestock?

Have you your swine for bacon and your chickens for eggs?

Have you a stainless steel range to cook thine breakfast of champions?

You can, in fact, have such an appliance, but only if thou bid the closest without going over! Tell me, what is thine bid, pioneers, o pioneers, o pioneers?

SS

 

[TropicThunder]

Do you know how to read a sushi menu? I don't... 🙁

 

[Snail Shell]

Will you be consulting a Magic 8 Ball for the answers to these?

Have you ever considered making up a new story every time someone asks you about your arm?

 

[Cokecan]

Does one simply walk into Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor. One does, however, simply ROCK into Mordor.

Does one simply QWOP into Mordor?

One cannot QWOP anywhere without considerable difficulty and a DVORAK keyboard.

Done one simply QWOP to the supermarket and back for a quart of milk and fresh eggs?

Yes, but one must QWOP for 4 litres of milk and a dozen organic eggs.

Have you your muskets?

M-I-C, K-E-Y, M-O-U-S-E...

Have you your sharp-edged axes, pioneers, o pioneers?

Nothing beats a good rapier.

Have you your livestock?

Yes, in pieces in my downstairs freezer.

Have you your swine for bacon and your chickens for eggs?

Hell yes.

Have you a stainless steel range to cook thine breakfast of champions?

Alas no, it's a standard, electric range.

You can, in fact, have such an appliance, but only if thou bid the closest without going over! Tell me, what is thine bid, pioneers, o pioneers, o pioneers?

I BID $1 BOB!!!

 

[Cokecan]

Do you know how to read a sushi menu? I don't... 🙁

Indeed I do.

"Give me 6 of everything until one of the species of fish we're eating becomes extinct, please."

 

[Cokecan]

Will you be consulting a Magic 8 Ball for the answers to these?

Have you ever considered making up a new story every time someone asks you about your arm?

No, unless you count www.starwars.com/vader or the magic 8-ball in my head.

You know, I thought about it, but the truth is way funnier than anything I could make up.

 

[Snail Shell]

What internet meme best describes YOU?

SS

 

[Cokecan]

What internet meme best describes YOU?

SS

IT'S A TRAP!

 

[General Zod]

What is your stance on celery?

 

[Cokecan]

What is your stance on celery?

Empty, wasted calories.

 

[Snail Shell]

CokeCan:

Y U NO Pepsi?