Ask Headsnap A Question

[Headsnap]

Go on, I dare you.

 

[slacker2114]

Why should I ask you a question?

 

[Headsnap]

Because if you don't, I go chop your dollah.

 

[badreligion]

Do you know why you should never look a monkey in the eye ?

 

[Gothika]

why is it when i fart it comes out my ears and not my but?

 

[slap'n'ticklee]

Q. Who do you love?


And no Snappy you can't answer with 'myself'

 

[kered]

Why isn't underwear made of burlap?

 

[Headsnap]

bad: Raptor Jesus forbids it

goth: You are a genetic mutant. Please report to your nearest NOD representative for immediate re-education.

slapper (yeah I said it 😛): He who loves nothing, fears nothing. And is really boring at parties. That's me, that is.

kered: Same reason you have a "toothbrush" as opposed to a "toothbrick". Chafing, sir. Friction hurts :-s

 

[slap'n'ticklee]

slapper (yeah I said it 😛)

Hmm because I like ya, you can get away with calling me that *sticks out tongue*


Q. If you fancied a mates girlfriend, would you make a move?

 

[Headsnap]

Q. If you fancied a mates girlfriend, would you make a move?

Oh lawd I could tell you a story... we'll just say "yes" and leave it there 😀

 

[subZer0]

Is France really that bad?

 

[Headsnap]

Is France really that bad?

Le Mans certainly is.

 

[alf]

can you spell this : ДСФАРГЕГ ?

 

[kered]

If getting pickled is fun, why is in a pickle so bad?

 

[Bugman]

Which side is my bread buttered on?😕

Thought i would ask a question for a change.😛

 

[Headsnap]

can you spell this : ДСФАРГЕГ ?

DSFARGEG!!!!


kered: Because God exists.

bugman: The side that just hit the floor. Fucking universe, eh? 😀

 

[slap'n'ticklee]

Oh lawd I could tell you a story... we'll just say "yes" and leave it there 😀

Mmm this could get interesting

Q. Why do we suffer from headaches and tonsilitis? Sod it, I'm greedy I'm gonna ask another; why do we even have tonsils?

 

[Headsnap]

Q. Why do we suffer from headaches and tonsilitis?

That's your head and your tonsils letting you know they're where you left them 😀

Sod it, I'm greedy I'm gonna ask another; why do we even have tonsils?

They're either part of your lymphatic system or some sort of plot by Bill Cosby to control the human race, I forget.

 

[badreligion]

Do you dance in your room ?

 

[Headsnap]

Like you wouldn't believe.

The person above me likes to play POKEMAWN!!

 

[badreligion]

have you ever put your weiner between ur legs and looked in the mirror and said " hey look , im Roseanne" ?

 

[slap'n'ticklee]

Q. Why are there so many ball shitters out there and people trying to be what they aren't?

 

[Headsnap]

bad: You've seen the vid, sir. In fact as I recall you paid handsomely for it, so you know the answer is "only when people pay me to".

Q. Why are there so many ball shitters out there and people trying to be what they aren't?

Because people are shit. If you want more specific information I need more specific input :-o

 

[slap'n'ticklee]

Because people are shit. If you want more specific information I need more specific input :-o

Ha ha, ye nosy bugger 😉

 

[Headsnap]

Ha ha, ye nosy bugger 😉

OK I wasn't actually curious before, but I am now... :-o

Also in response to the question from Mrs B J Smegma of 53 The Grange, Cirencester; no I do not wash it and the smell is tolerable once you get used to it.