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Ask ME Anything!! (Charlie Version)

Mister Scruff

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Rules of the thread:

1. Expect the answer "SATAN!"
2. Do not talk about the thread.
3. If you read this you are a turd-burglar.

Go.
 
If a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood could Stan chuck?
 
Trepanation - good idea, or do I need it like I need another hole in my head?
 
If a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood could Stan chuck?

I'll let YouTube field this one:

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Trepanation - good idea, or do I need it like I need another hole in my head?

LAWL COMERDEY
 
I'll let YouTube field this one:

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LAWL COMERDEY

Oooh..fire...*gets some wood of my own*

Do vagina monsters exist? And I don't mean the regular kind called women, but the kind from outer space that have large teeth?
 
Oooh..fire...*gets some wood of my own*

£2.50-woff of fire, sir!


Do vagina monsters exist? And I don't mean the regular kind called women, but the kind from outer space that have large teeth?

I don't know about that, but a funny thing did happen to me on the way home from work the other day...
 
Do vagina monsters exist? And I don't mean the regular kind called women, but the kind from outer space that have large teeth?

Yeah. And they're called Pussy Trolls.

Here, let me explain:

Randal Graves: Why haven't you fucked Myra yet?
Elias: Well, we can't because of Pillow Pants.
Randal Graves: What the fuck's Pillow Pants?
Elias: Pillow Pants is a little troll who lives in her pussy.
[Randal stares]
Elias: Pillow Pants is her pussy troll?
[scoffs]
Elias: Duh. You know how every girl's parents put a pussy troll in them when the girls are young, to keep them from having premarital sex?
Randal Graves: ...Sure.
Elias: Well Myra's is named Pillow Pants. And so even though she totally wants to have sex with me, Myra says if I put my... thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off. So, I gotta wait until Pillow Pants gets peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have sex.
Randal Graves: [floored] And Myra told you this?
Elias: Boyfriends and girlfriends talk to each other about sex stuff Randal. You'd know this if you ever had a girlfriend.
Randal Graves: Have you and Myra even kissed yet?
Elias: We would have already if it wasn't for Listerfiend.
Randal Graves: [beat] Listerfiend is her mouth troll, isn't it?
Elias: [shakes head] Women.
 
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