Ask Mr. Wizard

[BigNorm]

i caught myself grooving to some shani twain music, which tell me i need somehow to stay busy.

fact is, i'm a science genious, it's not a secret anymore, i freelance for nasa, and other top scientific communities. so ask me ANY science like question and i'll have the answer.


if for some odd reason i haven't an answer, i have a unique gift to combine big words to confuse people into beliving it's true.

so go ahead, ask away, if the answer sounds too complicated, believe it or not.

side note: ~~~~> "That don't impress me much." - Shania Twain. God help me, i'm quoting shania twain

 

[nessonite1]

Well ogleme had an ice in zero gravity question in MayDays thread that you can steal away. 😀
Here's my question...
If two trains leave from Denver at the same time...one traveling at 20 MPH and the other at 35 MPH and the square root of a cup of water is equal to the sum of a pinapple plus 45 then how many charbroiled steaks will it take to get to blank?
Solve for X.

 

[crazybob]

Nessonite... I think i have the answer. It is either "Blue", or "No." Go ahead... applaud me for coming up with it before the science genious did.

 

[Iluv2Btickled]

I have a question....


Do black holes really exist and if the earth got sucked into one, what would happen?

 

[MayDay1]

Are you so unsatisfied by my work you gotta steal my bit? Allright, Beakman. Here comes the fastball.

Will it be realistically possible in the near future to create human/animal hybrids?

 

[Dussicar]

Why do I keep scratching my crotch, even though it's not itchy?

 

[BigNorm]

Well ogleme had an ice in zero gravity question in MayDays thread that you can steal away. 😀
Here's my question...
If two trains leave from Denver at the same time...one traveling at 20 MPH and the other at 35 MPH and the square root of a cup of water is equal to the sum of a pinapple plus 45 then how many charbroiled steaks will it take to get to blank?
Solve for X.

if the man could eat 1 per 5 minutes, assuming he's fat as hell and can't reach the cup and pinapple: 45 steaks

Do black holes really exist and if the earth got sucked into one, what would happen?

first off, a black hole is formed by a collapsing star, so first our sun would get millions of times bigger, so we would get cooked and die long before a black hole is formed.but when it does, and earth survive's the sun's massive growth, earth would get sucked in like cake in a buffet full of fat people. scientists thoerize that blackhole separate your atoms and might, just might rearrange them back to normal, assuming the atoms come out at all. so u don't have to worry.

Will it be realistically possible in the near future to create human/animal hybrids?

of course, morale will be a thing of the past and it will be possibly to cross humans with animals, goverment will love it, for making a super weapon.

Why do I keep scratching my crotch, even though it's not itchy?

purely habit. get your mind on something else, or create another habit. some men have been known to hold their crotch when nervous simply because it was like a blankey for them as a kid, wich the kept up as an adult.

 

[nessonite1]

Will it be realistically possible in the near future to create human/animal hybrids?

Mayday....YES!
Look!
http://www.humandescent.com/

 

[a1532b]

That link has some of the scariest pictures I've ever seen....

 

[MayDay1]

Yeah! I'm getting me an army cycloptic rampanzees and taking over this mudball!

 

[nessonite1]

of course, morale will be a thing of the past and it will be possibly to cross humans with animals, goverment will love it, for making a super weapon.

Well yeah...you could have animals with human bits or humans with animal bits but I dont think you could get a genetic human/animal offspring.
But remember those rats with the ears on their backs?? *shudder*

 

[coloman]

If you could travel at the speed of light how long would it take you to reach the farthest point in the most distant galaxy in space?

 

[amywood]

Here's one everyone can take a shot at. And, BigNorm, you should know this so let others answer first, ok?

Here goes: What portion of the energy you consume is Solar?

 

[amywood]

I can see that this thread went over well.

 

[BigNorm]

lol, sorry, every once in a while i get on a posting frenzy, then i get all lazy and don't post for about 2 weeks, yes i'm wierd, it's just how i am, so forgive me.

If you could travel at the speed of light how long would it take you to reach the farthest point in the most distant galaxy in space?

for 1, traveling AT the speed of light is impossible. but no one's for sure where or how far away the edge of the universe is, but just an educated guess, at least hundreds of thousands of years if the speed of light was possible.

What portion of the energy you consume is Solar?

27.7%

 

[Hektik1]

I got one from somebody else......she asks:
"Why is your avatar gay?"
😛

 

[BigNorm]

I got one from somebody else......she asks:
"Why is your avatar gay?"
😛

simple my dear watson. my avatar is way uber cooler than her!

 

[a1532b]

LOL! P'wned!

I've got one for you. Are the venture bro's really dead, or will they find some way to bring them back for the next season? I MUST KNOW!!!

 

[BigNorm]

LOL! P'wned!

I've got one for you. Are the venture bro's really dead, or will they find some way to bring them back for the next season? I MUST KNOW!!!

find a way to bring them back? nah they're alive and ready for next season, sorta like kenny on south park, only they die per season.

 

[nessonite1]

I dont know if Adult Swim has purchased more Venture Bros or not. I signed up as a member on their site just so I could sign this great long petition on their message board. I'm on like page 65 or something and I think they have way more posts per page than we do. I think it's an swesome show and I really hope they keep it.

Anyway...question for Mr. Wizard...

Mammals have nipples. That's why we're called mammals. Women have nipples and, for some reason, men do too. Male dogs have nipples. Male cats have nipples. Question I have is...do male dolphins and whales have nipples? What about marsupials? Theirs are in their pouches but males don't have pouches...Tell me, Mr. Wizard!

 

[BigNorm]

I dont know if Adult Swim has purchased more Venture Bros or not. I signed up as a member on their site just so I could sign this great long petition on their message board. I'm on like page 65 or something and I think they have way more posts per page than we do. I think it's an swesome show and I really hope they keep it.

Anyway...question for Mr. Wizard...

Mammals have nipples. That's why we're called mammals. Women have nipples and, for some reason, men do too. Male dogs have nipples. Male cats have nipples. Question I have is...do male dolphins and whales have nipples? What about marsupials? Theirs are in their pouches but males don't have pouches...Tell me, Mr. Wizard!

ah yes, the nipple question. this is an easy one sine i AM the nipple....errrr... science guru. male dolphins and whales do not have nipples. but marsupials, assuming you mean strictly kangaroos, do have nipples on both sexes, but you just can't easily see the male nipples. kangaroos have the smallest young out of all mammals, being smaller than the tip of your piky finger upon birth, hence the nescesity of the pouch, also meaning the nipples are equaller smaller than that to accomodate the tiny tot. and since male mammal's nipples are smaller than the females, you can understand where you'll need to use a magnifying glass to go nipple hunting on male kangaroos.

 

[MistressValerie1]

... you'll need to use a magnifying glass to go nipple hunting on male kangaroos.

I'll bet that's the first time the phrase "go nipple hunting on male kangaroos" has ever been uttered 😀

 

[BigNorm]

*marks date and time the infamous line was uttered, and contacts guiness world records.*

 

[amywood]

27.7%

Anyone else want to answer?

 

[Dussicar]

I have a question for you bignorm...

I was looking at your sig of rick james, and I was wondering if he's actually punching that guy.
If so, could you give me a set up as to why?