milagros317
Wielder of 500 Feathers
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Father's Day Mercedes
A retired older couple returned to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman
has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty
blonde in a mini skirt and halter top.
The old man was visibly upset. He spoke to the salesman sharply. "Young man,
I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $55,000 asking
price," said the older man. "Yet I just heard you closed the deal for
$45,000 to the lovely young lady there." "And if I remember right, you had
insisted there was no way you could discount this model."
The salesman took a deep breath, cleared his throat and reached for a large
glass of water. "Well, what can I tell you? She had the cash ready, didn't
need any financing help, and, Sir, just look at her, how could I resist?",
replied the grinning salesman sheepishly.
Just then the young woman approached the senior couple and gave the car keys
to the old man.
"There you go," she said. "I told you I could get that idiot to lower the
price...."
"See you later, Dad, Happy Father's day."
A retired older couple returned to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman
has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty
blonde in a mini skirt and halter top.
The old man was visibly upset. He spoke to the salesman sharply. "Young man,
I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $55,000 asking
price," said the older man. "Yet I just heard you closed the deal for
$45,000 to the lovely young lady there." "And if I remember right, you had
insisted there was no way you could discount this model."
The salesman took a deep breath, cleared his throat and reached for a large
glass of water. "Well, what can I tell you? She had the cash ready, didn't
need any financing help, and, Sir, just look at her, how could I resist?",
replied the grinning salesman sheepishly.
Just then the young woman approached the senior couple and gave the car keys
to the old man.
"There you go," she said. "I told you I could get that idiot to lower the
price...."
"See you later, Dad, Happy Father's day."
