General Zod
Level of Triple Jade Feather
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A man from Texas,Michigan,and Canada were at a pistol range one day. They were all bragging about what great shots they were after they had a few beers in them. The man from Texas drank half a bottle of beer,throws the half full bottle in the air,aims his pistol,and with one shot,blows the bottle in half.
Horrified,the man from Michigan asks him why he did that. The Texan said,"we got plenty of great beer in Texas."
The Canadian man went next. He drinks half of his bottle of beer,throws the bottle in the air ,aims,and with one shot,he blows the bottle in half.
Horrified the man from Michigan asks the Canadian why he did that. The Canadian said,"in Canada we got plenty of great beer eh"
Then it was the man from Michigan's turn. he fully drinks the bottle of beer,carefully places it in a canvas bag,then shoots the Canadian.
Horrified,the Texan asks him why he shot the Canadian.
The man from Michigan replies,"in Michigan,we got plenty of Canadians. But glass bottles are worth ten cents apiece".
Horrified,the man from Michigan asks him why he did that. The Texan said,"we got plenty of great beer in Texas."
The Canadian man went next. He drinks half of his bottle of beer,throws the bottle in the air ,aims,and with one shot,he blows the bottle in half.
Horrified the man from Michigan asks the Canadian why he did that. The Canadian said,"in Canada we got plenty of great beer eh"
Then it was the man from Michigan's turn. he fully drinks the bottle of beer,carefully places it in a canvas bag,then shoots the Canadian.
Horrified,the Texan asks him why he shot the Canadian.
The man from Michigan replies,"in Michigan,we got plenty of Canadians. But glass bottles are worth ten cents apiece".
