Attention Burt Ward

[General Zod]

Either release Mayor West,or pix of you in assless chaps,taken by Snail Shell will surface.

 

[Carsomyr]

Mr. Ward... Here is a sample, just to show you that we are serious about getting our Mayor back. More pictures will follow if you refuse to cooperate!

 

[kered]

Burt Ward is Canadian??

 

[Burt Ward]

Oh for....

Look, I appreciate the lengths you people are going to on behalf of my friend Adam, but you're missing the point. Adam West is a dangerous human being. He has manipulated the lives of the people in Quahog, RI. He has allowed illegal dumping into Lake Quahog, which has hurt both tourism and the wildlife. He has a long history of abusing cats. Just ask Julie Newmar, Lee Meriweather and Eartha Kitt.

Secondly, I'm sorry to say, I haven't looked like that picture since the mid 1970's. The ass is too skinny. Like I said, I appreciate the lengths you're going to, but that pic is obviously Photoshopped.

Finally, it's not like I'm doing this strictly to keep you from your mayor or against his will. Adam has enemies. Lots of enemies. People you don't want to screw with. Keeping him in his containment chamber in my basement isn't just to keep him in, but to keep certain people out. It's for his own safety.

Thanks, but Adam needs to stay where he is. It's best for everyone.

Burt

 

[Snail Shell]

Burt Ward is Canadian??

According to Wikipedia, Mr. Ward was born in Los Angeles in 1945. 🙂

Snail Shell

 

[kered]

Burt Ward is Canadian??

 

[texastickler]

Burt Ward is Canadian??

LOL!😀

 

[James Woods]

I, for one, applaud Mr. Ward's actions.

 

[Burt Ward]

Holy shit!

Attention everyone! James Woods has had a score to settle with Adam for several years! Adam's mental condition had him chasing an imaginary conspiracy for those stealing his milk. He was just pouring it into his breakfast cereal, but his paranoia lead him to hide any milk he could find.

Without milk, Woods was unable to dunk his Oreo cookies or any other or his beloved pieces of candy. Woods was furious. For Adam's protection, he was sequestered where nobody could get to him.

For Adam's own sake, James Woods cannot be allowed near Adam West!!! Do not help him in any way to find Adam. As well, for West's own safety, he will have to stay put for now.

Again, DO NOT ASSIST JAMES WOODS!

Burt

 

[Carsomyr]

This is turning epic. 😀

 

[General Zod]

Holy shit!

Attention everyone! James Woods has had a score to settle with Adam for several years! Adam's mental condition had him chasing an imaginary conspiracy for those stealing his milk. He was just pouring it into his breakfast cereal, but his paranoia lead him to hide any milk he could find.

Without milk, Woods was unable to dunk his Oreo cookies or any other or his beloved pieces of candy. Woods was furious. For Adam's protection, he was sequestered where nobody could get to him.

For Adam's own sake, James Woods cannot be allowed near Adam West!!! Do not help him in any way to find Adam. As well, for West's own safety, he will have to stay put for now.

Again, DO NOT ASSIST JAMES WOODS!

Burt

We would never assist James Woods 😀

 

[texastickler]

DOWN WITH JAMES WOODS!!!!!! HAIL TO MAYOR WEST!!!!!