Attention frustrated office ticklers

[magic fingers]

For those of us unlucky enough to be in the 9-5 business world, this time of year can be real torture. A lot of young ladies in the office with open-toed shoes, sometimes sandals dangling, sometimes(in more casual settings) even going barefoot, all the time driving us poor foot-guys crazy! You want to tickle the polished tootsies of that hot secretary, or the cute female intern, or the sexy new woman in accounting. However you don't know how they'll react. They might like it, or they might call you a pervert. They might laugh, or charge you w/sexual harrassement. And this is assuming you even know the woman in the first place! I was thinking of this the other day, when I suggested our office consider a company picnic. We have a fairly small company (about 50 employees), but a couple of hot women w/adorable toes & feet. When I merely suggested the picnic to a couple of the ladies in the office, they loved the idea, and now we're going to have one in September. Tickling is obviously much more appropriate, and much less threatening, or annoying in a fun atmosphere, as opposed to a pressure packed office. I just hope the women I'm targeting don't all bring dates. Anyway, if you haven't suggested a company picnic, at your office, bring it up soon, before the summer's gone. It may be your only chance to do some tickling, without getting in trouble.

 

[Strelnikov]

Still a bad idea. It's an OFFICE picnic. Most of the same rules apply.

If you want to tickle the girls, ask them out. Play away from any sort of office setting, on your own time.

Strelnikov

 

[Chakett_76]

Boss tickle?

I'm going to try to get at my bosses feet in a conference room, or in the office. We often work alone from others and she's a chronic shoe remover. And barefoot season really gives me more incentive.

 

[primetime]

i can see how people say "dont tickle at work, as you are there to work, not tickle." i can see how it can be a negative thing. BUT, i like to point out that you can tickle at work, you just need to be conscious of some things. 1st) KNOW the person you want to tickle. get to know that person, not necessarily dating, but at least enough so that he/she is comfortable with you. 2nd)if you are going to tickle them, be alone somewhere. break room, by their desk, whatever. he/she may not mind the tickling, and if you are alone, you dont have to worry about others being offended. 3rd) make it a quick tickle, not a long torturous tickle, as a quick tickle can indicate an innocent playful thing.

i know some will say dont do it, but depending on your situation, you CAN tickle someone. just be careful that's all. as for the company picnic, again, pick and choose your spots. that's all. be discreet. good luck at the picnic!!!!

 

[BigJim]

I have to admit, I know it's a bad idea......BUT I'VE DONE IT ANYWAY! I had a play-argument with a lady in the office and tickled her ribs. Needless to say I won by default and she giggled and said,
"No, not that!!!! Anything but that!!!!"

Being of a feisty nature she started again about an hour later. I raised the "Tickler's Eyebrow" at her and warned what the penalty was for disagreeing with someone as perfect as myself. Her response was....
"I dare you!" WRONG ANSWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One frantic chase into the rest-room kitchen later, and she was a giggling heap on the floor. Believe it or not, she warned me not to do it again, as it "did things" to her. I acted innocent and asked what sort of things. She just gave me a look............ Ladies, I'm sure you know what sort of look I mean.

However, I have to say I was lucky. I am an expert in provoking play-arguments and I also live in a society where litigacion isn't as prominent as it is in America. (Although we're getting there fast!) This sort of thing is DANGEROUS to do at work unless you are very sure about the ground you're standing on!

 

[mabus]

office gathering...

All this talk about unfulfilled office tickling. Come one people! You tickle someone at work, you risk harassment. Life in the year 2002, America. It sucks, but that's reality.

SO, why not have a gathering of "Office Ticklers?" You guys always hold the NEST gathering, the ones in various regions (south, west, etc.) Why not start a new category of gatherings called "Office Gatherings?" Everyone would dress up in office attire, you could even have a "set" which is basically a place that resembles an office, with enough chairs for everyone to meet and talk and tickle to your hearts content.

Why hadn't someone thought of this sooner? This would satisfy those who like pantyhose tickling, as many ladies wear pantyhose to the office. This would satisfy the office ticklers, the shoe danglers, the barefoot and pantyhosed foot enthusiasts. The girls who like to walk around the office in their bare or pantyhosed feet can do so till their hearts content.

And because it's everyone there will be a ticklephile, and you won't be doing any actual work, you can tcikle for hours instead of nano-seconds, and there won't be any stern warning from your boss.

It's so easy to amke an office enviroment, all you need is desks, chairs, paperwork and such.

Now you will be able to REALLY tickle the "boss," "secretary", "intern," and whoever else you can imagine at the office.

 

[Sunriseticklee]

Actually

I won't sue any cute ADULT male that tickles me at work! Heehee.... Except if you like floor completely floor me and make me wet my pants in front of my students. 😛 No guy would EVER be as mean as that! 🙂

Sunriseticklee

 

[strokeofgenius2]

Don't know about tickling, but staring is driving me crazy

I have 8 women in my office (that's 8!) who all meet the following requirements...a) they're all sexy, b) in the summer, they never wear socks or nylons (I love bare feet in a sexy pair of shoes) c) they all have really hot feet d) they get together and sometime TALK about feet and shoes (and since I sit right next to one of them, I hear all this) e) and of course, they all wear sexy shoes. What's a foot guy to do?

I find myself constantly staring at their feet, sometimes purposely getting up and walking over to them, just so I can steal quick glances at their feet. (As well as the rest of them...like I said, I like feet and shoes, but I also recognize beauty when I see it.)

It's getting tough...sometimes I feel kind of weird thinking about these women, since the majority of them are married with kids, but hey, again...I recognize beauty when I see it. I think most of them realize that guys stare at them and their feet all the time (got a lot of closet foot-fetishists in the office).

And it's funny because they all fit into a 'category', so to speak....get this....

(All names changed to protect the innocent)

There's SARAH, the youngest of the 8, around 29, Asian, and always wears the same pointed-toe, skinny high-heels sandals and takes them off frequently. The dangling is incredible.

And PAULA, who's around 32, about 5 feet tall, and wears high stilletos all the time, usually open-toe.

And SUSAN, who's about 35, wears pumps all the time, and always makes a point of walking across the marble floor. Love that sound. 🙂

And VALERIE, who is about 35, loves to wear thigh-high boots.

And LAURA, 38, who wears nothing but sandals.

And JACKIE, 39, who wears sandals, and has the most musical laugh I've ever heard. To tickle her would be awesome.

And LUCY, 40, who laughs at everything she hears, and has the sexiest feet of them all.

And finally, DEBRA, 41 who once told one of the other girls "When summer gets here, off come the socks for 4 months." She's 41 and doesn't look a day over 30. She must own a million pairs of shoes and man, does she wear them ALL.

I say again..what's a foot guy to do? 🙂

 

[BigJim]

Re: Don't know about tickling, but staring is driving me crazy

I say again..what's a foot guy to do? 🙂

Panic probably. LOL

 

[Rasputin]

I appreciate the frustration of the arousing workplace environment!

I know where a foot-guy can get frustrated.

Have I tickled at work before? Yes. However, it was dependant upon the workplace environment and the relationship with the ticklee. Would I tickle in my current workplace? No. The environment is too uptight, the relationships aren't really there, and I can't think of anyone I would tickle in my office.

Now here is a REAL tough situation for all foot guys, like myself, to chew on. I don't work in an office, or punch a clock, or do the 9-5 thing. I am a manager/representitive for a company that deals with aquatics products, and my job location varies everyday.

The typical women I see everyday...Hot, young, tan, swimsuit-clad, barefooted lifeguards and pool managers. Toe rings, anklets, pedicures EVERYWHERE!!! And 97% are all HOT!!!! (When is the last time you saw an ugly lifeguard?) I am serious about the frustration part. There are times where I will leave a meeting and bang my head on the steering wheel for 15 minutes to get my thoughts straight! As far as tickling anyone...Out of the question. I am representing my company and have to behave in an extremely professional manner. Do I have the opportunities to tickle? Constantly! There is no more flirtatious human being on the planet than an 18 year old, attractive, lifeguard.

So next time you think it's rough checking out the four hot girls in your office, think of your blessed/cursed buddy Rasputin! I see four hot girls sitting with vulnerable barefeet dangling from lifeguard chairs. And that does not count the other five hot lifeguards walking around the pool deck and guarding the slide/diving board, or the 50 hot MILF's laying out around the pool. And this is all at one of about 5-7 calls per day!

GOTTA GO TO WORK!!!! 😀

Rasputin

 

[BigJim]

You're a better man than me Gungadin! I would not be able to resist getting fired in that sort of situation!

 

[Rasputin]

BigJim...You madman reply poster!!!!

I'll put it this way- My girlfriend usually does not go too long with out having some wild passionate sex. I wonder if she will ever figure out why I am so much hornier in the summer?

That's how I persevere! I go home and take out all that pent up sexual tension on my girlfriend. My girlfriend should actually be sending flowers to all those poolside women!!!

Rasputin

 

[milagros317]

Re: I appreciate the frustration of the arousing workplace environment!

I know where a foot-guy can get frustrated.

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The typical women I see everyday...Hot, young, tan, swimsuit-clad, barefooted lifeguards and pool managers. Toe rings, anklets, pedicures EVERYWHERE!!! And 97% are all HOT!!!! (When is the last time you saw an ugly lifeguard?) I am serious about the frustration part. There are times where I will leave a meeting and bang my head on the steering wheel for 15 minutes to get my thoughts straight! As far as tickling anyone...Out of the question. I am representing my company and have to behave in an extremely professional manner. Do I have the opportunities to tickle? Constantly! There is no more flirtatious human being on the planet than an 18 year old, attractive, lifeguard.

So next time you think it's rough checking out the four hot girls in your office, think of your blessed/cursed buddy Rasputin! I see four hot girls sitting with vulnerable barefeet dangling from lifeguard chairs. And that does not count the other five hot lifeguards walking around the pool deck and guarding the slide/diving board, or the 50 hot MILF's laying out around the pool. And this is all at one of about 5-7 calls per day!

GOTTA GO TO WORK!!!! 😀

Rasputin

Wow!

I would find that job heaven and hell at the same time.

When I was 10 or 11 years old, durng the summer I would be driven to the town's swim club everyday. When one partcular woman lifeguard was on duty, I would stay in the water at the edge of the pool, near her chair, just to watch her lovely dangling bare feet. I don't think she ever knew why.