Attitude..

[Neutron]

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?


We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful, if.

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then, H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%


But,

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,

B U L L S H I T
21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will
put you over the TOP.


And look how far this will take you......

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

Think about it...



Tron

 

[ShiningIce]

I dont know wether to laugh or cry.

 

[amk714]

B U L L S H I T
21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

Funny post, Tron, but bullshit = 101% and asskissing = 127%! Work on your math, and thanks all the same. 😀

 

[TicklingDuo]

Actually, amk, I don't think it's his math that needs the work. I've seen that bit several places...always with the same figures. I guess nobody ever took the time to check the original math. lol

Ann

 

[Neutron]

A Ticklee Sent It To..

Me, but I should have checked the math,

SORRYYYY


Tron

 

[PsYcO]

Even if the math was off I still liked it.

 

[omega]

I think the math makes sense if you are bullshitting 103% of the time