Awwwww....

[Moses25]

Is that the best you can do you stupid white supremist alienoid freaks?



Cheers.

 

[Adam]

I is confused. 😕

 

[Saeria]

urrrrgg...


I MADE BROWN!!!
that is all...

 

[Vigil]

The answer is: UH-OH HOTDOG!

 

[..Glamorous..]

I is confused. 😕

 

[..Glamorous..]

The answer is: UH-OH HOTDOG!

Look what I can do!

 

[Saeria]

nomNOmNOmNOM i eated hotdog.. now all things are lost...

If i were an alien supremist hotdog lovin' fool, i would tell you all the story of how i donned my anal probing hood and entered the hotdog contest, but i have done no such thing.. my hood has been at the cleaners all week, so instead i made myself all super fly with my Aeropostale hoodie and my air jordans and decided to enjoy a cheesecake with my junebug friends instead...

 

[..Glamorous..]

nomNOmNOmNOM i eated hotdog.. now all things are lost...

If i were an alien supremist hotdog lovin' fool, i would tell you all the story of how i donned my anal probing hood and entered the hotdog contest, but i have done no such thing.. my hood has been at the cleaners all week, so instead i made myself all super fly with my Aeropostale hoodie and my air jordans and decided to enjoy a cheesecake with my junebug friends instead...

Gangsta! 😉

 

[Saeria]

i am about as gangsta and i am football player.. but ganstah's have so little to do with the impending threat that i think Mr. Moses is trying to warn us.. clearly he is speaking in code, he must be captured by the alien overlords and can only access this BBS through his neural WAN. We should all pitch in to help him in anyway we can.. i got the turkey baster and the paintball gun, whose got some petroleum jelly and a torque converter?

 

[..Glamorous..]

i am about as gangsta and i am football player.. but ganstah's have so little to do with the impending threat that i think Mr. Moses is trying to warn us.. clearly he is speaking in code, he must be captured by the alien overlords and can only access this BBS through his neural WAN. We should all pitch in to help him in anyway we can.. i got the turkey baster and the paintball gun, whose got some petroleum jelly and a torque converter?

Petroleum jelly over here.. or tingling-y lube? Which is better?

 

[Saeria]

i think the tingling lube would both excite and confuse the poor sexually deprived alien overlords.. my recommendation would be to use the lube.. except lets put some fireants in it.. my guess is that at least one of them is into that sort of thing.. oh, and bring pie too.. i'm hungry.

 

[..Glamorous..]

i think the tingling lube would both excite and confuse the poor sexually deprived alien overlords.. my recommendation would be to use the lube.. except lets put some fireants in it.. my guess is that at least one of them is into that sort of thing.. oh, and bring pie too.. i'm hungry.

Hmm what about brownies.. I made the with reese's pieces inside and cream cheese frosting?

*runs outside, looks for fire ants. Realizes it's dark, runs back inside and hops back on the comp*

 

[Saeria]

ahh the brownies will work beautifully for enticing the fireants into your house.. just sit there all pretty at your computer, dollface with a brownie at your feet and the fireants shall soon come to you.. there you go, work done... that is unless i accidentally eat hte brownies instead. Uhm... maybe make some less tasty brownies?

 

[..Glamorous..]

Mistress Aura would kill me! For crappy brownies.. and fire ants!

 

[Saeria]

hmmm.. well, then we could use the corpse to entice the fireants... but that would be no good... then i wouldn't have an ally to dress as the chiquita banana chick and distract the aliens while i took a shower in their bathroom and stole their toothbruses ( proboscis brushes?). i sure as hell can't wear the fruit hat, my hair is too big.

 

[..Glamorous..]

Bwhahahahhahah! I collect them in the shed!

 

[Saeria]

i collect spleens in mine.. neat! ..

 

[Vigil]

Ahhhhh. The universe makes sense now.