Band names not taken yet...

[Dussicar]

Soooo, you college bands think your names are so clever, don't you? That's right, I'm talking to you good charlotte, and all you other bands out there who think the names of their group is inventive. Tsk tsk. For shame. I'm afraid to say, that you haven't taken ALL the names. Thats right again. I've come up with a few myself. Not only that, but I've sunk to the lowest common denominator to do it. You think your names are stupid? Wait'll ya hear these:

1.Transgalactic Orchid
2.Platonic Urine
3.Cranial belch
4.Breadbox
5.Butter Knife
6.Fork
7.Shoe
8.Horse Tail
9.Horse SNOT!
10.Palebucket
11.Lick-O-Phone
12.Uberdustmop
13.Antihistamine

THERE! Now you'll all have to work just a bit harder. Not to worry. I'm positive you'll be able to discuss new names over a nice vegetarian platter in your colleges cafeteria.

 

[piano_er1]

:laughing: That is awesome dude. Hahaha.
Okay, let me try a few:

1. Pointed Altered Straws
2. The Lilac Conspiracy
3. Spliddle Of Bludd
4. Sum (of) 41 and Blink 182 = 223
5. Mutagen
6. Grorsefrobbit
7. Stupid Whiny Guys
8. The Uprising Of Traffic Lights
9. Morons5
10. MouldyGould
11. Bastards In Tutus
12. CD-RW 700MB

 

[Dussicar]

You know, I wish there was a patent or copyright for this kind of thing. Between you and I, we could put a stranglehold on every university in the world. No college kid would ever be allowed to come up with their own obnoxious band names EVER AGAIN!
At least, not without our respective attorneys say so.

 

[piano_er1]

You know, I wish there was a patent or copyright for this kind of thing. Between you and I, we could put a stranglehold on every university in the world. No college kid would ever be allowed to come up with their own obnoxious band names EVER AGAIN!
At least, not without our respective attorneys say so.

:laughing: That would be a dream come true indeed
One day....one day.....

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

Gt Tries To Kill Yet Another Thread...lol!

1 Fat-ass Bullimics.... 2.forgiven Fondling Fathers....3. Projectile Vomit Project....4. Mother Superior Sluts(opening Act For #2) Off Course The Best Band Already Has A Name......bond.....

 

[nessonite1]

1. John and the Seven Dustbunnies + 1
2. D.J. YoMaMa
3. Billy Bob and the Flying Swizzle Sticks
4. I Crapped My Pants
5. Polly and the Shizznits

 

[jrubicante]

Anybody else here have the Dave Barry daily calandar?
He gives a bunch of these.