Barney is the devil

[Limeoutsider]

Everyone knows Barney, that cute purple dinosaur. But here's something that you may not know::
1. Start with given:
Cute Purple Dinosaur
2. Change all the U's to V's Proper Latin
Cvte Pvrple Dinosavr
3. Extract all Roman numerals
CV V DI V
4. Convert these numbers into Arabic values:
100, 5, 5, 50, 1, 5, and 500
5. Add these numbers up:
500
100
50
5
5
5
1


There you have it! Mathmatical proof Barney is the Devil!

 

[amk714]

Math humor, I love it! 😀

P.S. You forgot to list "L," which is where the 50 comes from. 😛

 

[zero kool]

i always knew barney was evil thanks for the proof lime 😛

 

[Eric Von Zipper]

And the telletubbies are his evil minions.

 

[AffectionateDan]

Yeah, and if you play your rap CD's backwards...

...It says that exact same thing.

 

[ShiningIce]

boo

 

[Texas_Tickle]

Big Bird

I always though Big Bird was rather strange and was smoking some kind of acid, because he always had hallucinations of an imaginary wolly-mammoth as a best friend.

Also Oscar the Grouch is poking fun at homeless people who live in dumpsters, because Oscar lives in a trash can.

 

[ShiningIce]

Dont get me started on Elmo

 

[Texas_Tickle]

Dont get me started on Elmo

Shit, man....don't get **me** started on Bert and Ernie. We have 2 middle-aged muppets sharing a bedroom, with one of them having a fasicnation with pigeons and the other one is overly-attached to a rubber duck.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......

 

[kurchatovium]

Potential Antichrist candidates:

Michael Eisner (head of Disney)
Martha Stewart
Kathy Lee Gifford
John Tesh
The Olsen Twins (I guess they could share the title)


Feel free to add to the list.

 

[Texas_Tickle]

Potential Antichrist candidates:

Michael Eisner (head of Disney)
Martha Stewart
Kathy Lee Gifford
John Tesh
The Olsen Twins (I guess they could share the title)


Feel free to add to the list.

What about Woody Allen? What about Kelsey Grammer? I swear that Sideshow Bob is out to get em!

 

[Limeoutsider]

What about Woody Allen? What about Kelsey Grammer? I swear that Sideshow Bob is out to get em!

What about that Delilah? John Carra whatever that has open house party, casey casem, carson daily, erm....brittney spears....a whole lot more