The Good Guys finished the homestand by beating St Louis 2 of 3, then went on the road, and had a 5 and 4 road trip. They returned home on a Monday night to begin a homestand against the West Coast teams. The Good Guys split the first two games of that series, and, on a Wednesday afternoon in front of about 25,000 at the ballpark, had a very ugly encounter with the Giants. Mitch and Giants slugger Barry Bonds had both hit homeruns in the early innings of the game. The second time Mitch came up, the Giant starter drilled him with a pitch in the back. After the Giant starting pitcher got hit, and one Good Guy pitcher got tossed, the Good Guys got the lead. In the 9th, Naomi entered with a 3 run lead and did a very stupid thing. When Barry Bonds came up again, Naomi drilled him with a pitch in the back, Bonds yelled: "Stupid Fucking Bitch!" and charged the mound. in a flash, the benches and bullpens emptied, and there was a free for all in the middle of the field, with both teams going at it. Finally, the umpires brought the situation under control and Mitch, Naomi and Bonds were all ejected. On the way down to the clubhouse after they were ejected from the game, Mitch and Naomi went at it verbally: "What the fuck were you thinking, Naomi? The guy is like a foot taller and 100 pounds heavier than you, he wouldve beat the shit out of you if I hadnt been there to distract him!" Mitch yelled. "I saw red, the other team hurt you, I throw 100 mph and it can hurt, is it so wrong to want to protect my husband?" She said. "Yah, but you do the pitching, let someone else do the fighting. Geez, what if he had messed up that pretty face of yours?" In the meantime, Mandy came on in relief of Naomi and the Good Guys won the game. In the postgame interviews, Gardner said: "I suspect there will be fines and suspensions for this. I know Mitch and Naomi will be disciplined by the team, and I'm sure Bonds will by his manager as well. Also, I'm sure the league will suspend all partipants, at least the ones who started this, this is ugly" Jim said. Later on, after they had gotten dressed, Jim went over to see Mitch and Naomi: "Iam fining both of you a week's pay, and I expect you will be suspended from 3 to 7 games for this. This was an ugly scene" Jim said. "The fucking bastard hurt my husband, Jim, I was trying to protect the man that I love. Is that wrong?" "No, but look at you, you can pitch like hell, but that Bonds, he's nuts, and he's like a foot taller than you, I thank heavens he didnt hurt you really badly, Naomi" Jim said.
That night, some of the Good Guy players went to the hotel after the game for drinks and dinner. They happened to see that Barry Bonds was getting very inebriated, and was tipsy going back to his room. They had a plan. Along with a male teammate to hold Bonds down, the female Good Guys pitchers planned to tie Bonds to his bed and teach him a tickle lesson for the fight. Best yet, Bonds roommate was the pitcher who had hit Mitch, so they would get revenge in two ways.
Bonds and his roommate were quite high from alcohol, so, after they went upstairs, the Good Guy teammates, including Naomi, Mandy, Kate, and two male teammates, waited til they hurt snoring, and then used a credit card to open Bonds' door. As one male teammate stood there for leverage, the girls tied Bonds hands and feet to the bed, and then did so to his roommate, Jay Schmidt, the pitcher who had hit Mitch. Mandy couldnt resist starting in on Bonds: "Oh, Barry, Barry boy, wakey wakey" Mandy said, tickling Bonds face with a feather. She said, almost unable to control the childlike giggles. Bonds stirred to a flashlight in his face: "What the fuck? Moore? Watts? What the fuck are you bitches doing here in the middle of the night?" He said. "You hurt my husband, you big bully, we are gonna teach you a lesson you'll never forget, you big schnook" Naomi said. "I hurt him? You fucking hit me with a 100 mile per hour fastball, you crazy bitch. That hurt" Bonds said. "Your big putz friend Jason over there hit my hubby with a pitch,we are here to teach both of you a lesson" Naomi said. "What the fuck? We're both tied up! What the fuck are you crazy broads going to do to us?" Bonds said. Then he remembered: "Tickle? You're going to tickle us? Have you fucking lost your minds? When we get out of this, our entire team will come after your team on the field tomorrow" Bonds said. "Oh, no you wont, because we'll tell everyone how you hurt my darling hubby, and just how much of a wimp you are. Are you ticklish, Barry?" Naomi said, running a finger over Bonds ribs. Bonds tried to stifle a giggle: "Ticklish? Hell, no" He said. In fact Bonds was incredibly ticklish, and he was embarrassed to admit what was going to happen. "Time to be tickled, Mr Macho Barry, you putz." Mandy said, as she ran her fingers under Bonds arms and in his ribs and belly as he began to howl with laughter: Hahahahahahahahahahaaha! JAY! Oh my God! These crazy bitches are tickling me! Hahahahahahaahahahaaha!
Naomi uncovered his feet, and pulled a feather. First she ran her fingers over his soles and around his toes, and played piggies with his toes, causing more laughter: "Jay! Hahaahahahahahaahaaha! Get these nut jobs off me!" Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! "Jay, oh you mean your buddy over here? Well, he's a bit tied up now, and he's gonna get it too for hurting Naomi's darling husband" Mandy said. Then she continued: "We all love Mitch, and you hit him? You big stupid freaking putz schnook. You are now going to pay for that" Mandy said.
With that, Mandy ran her fingers over Jason's ribs as he filled the room with laughter: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Oh my God! This is so fucking embarrassing! NO! NO! Hahahahaahahahahahahahaha! Then, Naomi and Mandy postioned themselves at each of Jason's feet. Each one took a foot and ran fingers and feathers on his soles and over his toes, causing uproarious laughter: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Barry! Oh my god! I want to! Hahahahahahahahhahahahaha! Hurt these bitches so bad! Hahahahahahhahahahaahahaahahaa. "We are here to make sure that doesnt happen, and when they leave here, after they untie you. You better just let them go, or we will tell the media you hurt girls, and what kind of ticklish wimps you both are" The male player said. "Okay, okay, we give up, just tell these whackjobs to stop tickling us! Hahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahaha" Jason said, roaring with laughter. Then, Mandy and Naomi untied Barry and Jason, and left them both panting on the bed. "Shit, that sucks, a 6 foot 6 inch macho hitter, and I'm laid out by two little bitches with tickling, Damn!" Bonds said. "That will teach you never to hurt my husband again. We can be opponents, but we have to play nice on the field, or we will be back for you, we guarantee" Mandy said with a giggle. "Okay, no carry over, just dont tell anyone, it will be soo embarrassing" Bonds said. "Oh we wont, Barry, honey, nightie night, see you tomorrow for the game" Mandy said, leaving with a giggle.
Naomi and Mandy went back to Naomi's house, where Mitch was: "Where were you guys?" He said. "Oh, out taking care of a little business" Mandy said with a giggle. "Nai, did you go to see the Giants?" Mitch asked. "Moi? No, I was out with my friend over here" Naomi said, innocently. "Naomi, the truth" Mitch said. "Well, ah we had a little chat with Barry and his buddy Jay. I dont think they'll be hitting you anymore" Mandy said. "Oh fuck, I know, you went over there and tied em up and tickled em? Oh man" Mitch said. "We just taught em a lesson, as I said, problem solved" Mandy said. "Note to all Good Guy players, duck tomorrow during the game, due to crazy beautiful pitchers assaulting the opposition in hotel room in middle of night" Mitch said. "Mitch, nothing will happen. I told em if anything does, I'll tell the media what kind of wimps they are. Trust me, it is over" Naomi said. "I still dont like it"Mitch said. "Honey, I did it for you, I would do anything for you. I love you so much, dont you know that? When that big ape hit you, I could have kicked his ass if I wasnt so small" Naomi said. "I love you too, and I appreciate you both protecting me and the team, I know thats what one does for someone they love. I just hope there is no carry over, and we cant tell the old man, or he'll have a stroke" Mitch said. "No way, we are all in enough trouble" Naomi said.
The next night, the Good Guys played the Giants again. The game was quiet, no carryover or fights. Some were surprised, but Mandy, Mitch and Naomi knew the secret. The Good Guys had settled a fight with tickling. What would happen next? Stay tuned for the continuing story of the Tickle Team from Paradise Island.
The End
That night, some of the Good Guy players went to the hotel after the game for drinks and dinner. They happened to see that Barry Bonds was getting very inebriated, and was tipsy going back to his room. They had a plan. Along with a male teammate to hold Bonds down, the female Good Guys pitchers planned to tie Bonds to his bed and teach him a tickle lesson for the fight. Best yet, Bonds roommate was the pitcher who had hit Mitch, so they would get revenge in two ways.
Bonds and his roommate were quite high from alcohol, so, after they went upstairs, the Good Guy teammates, including Naomi, Mandy, Kate, and two male teammates, waited til they hurt snoring, and then used a credit card to open Bonds' door. As one male teammate stood there for leverage, the girls tied Bonds hands and feet to the bed, and then did so to his roommate, Jay Schmidt, the pitcher who had hit Mitch. Mandy couldnt resist starting in on Bonds: "Oh, Barry, Barry boy, wakey wakey" Mandy said, tickling Bonds face with a feather. She said, almost unable to control the childlike giggles. Bonds stirred to a flashlight in his face: "What the fuck? Moore? Watts? What the fuck are you bitches doing here in the middle of the night?" He said. "You hurt my husband, you big bully, we are gonna teach you a lesson you'll never forget, you big schnook" Naomi said. "I hurt him? You fucking hit me with a 100 mile per hour fastball, you crazy bitch. That hurt" Bonds said. "Your big putz friend Jason over there hit my hubby with a pitch,we are here to teach both of you a lesson" Naomi said. "What the fuck? We're both tied up! What the fuck are you crazy broads going to do to us?" Bonds said. Then he remembered: "Tickle? You're going to tickle us? Have you fucking lost your minds? When we get out of this, our entire team will come after your team on the field tomorrow" Bonds said. "Oh, no you wont, because we'll tell everyone how you hurt my darling hubby, and just how much of a wimp you are. Are you ticklish, Barry?" Naomi said, running a finger over Bonds ribs. Bonds tried to stifle a giggle: "Ticklish? Hell, no" He said. In fact Bonds was incredibly ticklish, and he was embarrassed to admit what was going to happen. "Time to be tickled, Mr Macho Barry, you putz." Mandy said, as she ran her fingers under Bonds arms and in his ribs and belly as he began to howl with laughter: Hahahahahahahahahahaaha! JAY! Oh my God! These crazy bitches are tickling me! Hahahahahahaahahahaaha!
Naomi uncovered his feet, and pulled a feather. First she ran her fingers over his soles and around his toes, and played piggies with his toes, causing more laughter: "Jay! Hahaahahahahahaahaaha! Get these nut jobs off me!" Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! "Jay, oh you mean your buddy over here? Well, he's a bit tied up now, and he's gonna get it too for hurting Naomi's darling husband" Mandy said. Then she continued: "We all love Mitch, and you hit him? You big stupid freaking putz schnook. You are now going to pay for that" Mandy said.
With that, Mandy ran her fingers over Jason's ribs as he filled the room with laughter: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Oh my God! This is so fucking embarrassing! NO! NO! Hahahahaahahahahahahahaha! Then, Naomi and Mandy postioned themselves at each of Jason's feet. Each one took a foot and ran fingers and feathers on his soles and over his toes, causing uproarious laughter: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Barry! Oh my god! I want to! Hahahahahahahahhahahahaha! Hurt these bitches so bad! Hahahahahahhahahahaahahaahahaa. "We are here to make sure that doesnt happen, and when they leave here, after they untie you. You better just let them go, or we will tell the media you hurt girls, and what kind of ticklish wimps you both are" The male player said. "Okay, okay, we give up, just tell these whackjobs to stop tickling us! Hahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahaha" Jason said, roaring with laughter. Then, Mandy and Naomi untied Barry and Jason, and left them both panting on the bed. "Shit, that sucks, a 6 foot 6 inch macho hitter, and I'm laid out by two little bitches with tickling, Damn!" Bonds said. "That will teach you never to hurt my husband again. We can be opponents, but we have to play nice on the field, or we will be back for you, we guarantee" Mandy said with a giggle. "Okay, no carry over, just dont tell anyone, it will be soo embarrassing" Bonds said. "Oh we wont, Barry, honey, nightie night, see you tomorrow for the game" Mandy said, leaving with a giggle.
Naomi and Mandy went back to Naomi's house, where Mitch was: "Where were you guys?" He said. "Oh, out taking care of a little business" Mandy said with a giggle. "Nai, did you go to see the Giants?" Mitch asked. "Moi? No, I was out with my friend over here" Naomi said, innocently. "Naomi, the truth" Mitch said. "Well, ah we had a little chat with Barry and his buddy Jay. I dont think they'll be hitting you anymore" Mandy said. "Oh fuck, I know, you went over there and tied em up and tickled em? Oh man" Mitch said. "We just taught em a lesson, as I said, problem solved" Mandy said. "Note to all Good Guy players, duck tomorrow during the game, due to crazy beautiful pitchers assaulting the opposition in hotel room in middle of night" Mitch said. "Mitch, nothing will happen. I told em if anything does, I'll tell the media what kind of wimps they are. Trust me, it is over" Naomi said. "I still dont like it"Mitch said. "Honey, I did it for you, I would do anything for you. I love you so much, dont you know that? When that big ape hit you, I could have kicked his ass if I wasnt so small" Naomi said. "I love you too, and I appreciate you both protecting me and the team, I know thats what one does for someone they love. I just hope there is no carry over, and we cant tell the old man, or he'll have a stroke" Mitch said. "No way, we are all in enough trouble" Naomi said.
The next night, the Good Guys played the Giants again. The game was quiet, no carryover or fights. Some were surprised, but Mandy, Mitch and Naomi knew the secret. The Good Guys had settled a fight with tickling. What would happen next? Stay tuned for the continuing story of the Tickle Team from Paradise Island.
The End
