goddess_nemesis
Level of Quintuple Citrine Feather
- Joined
- Nov 10, 2001
- Messages
- 42,924
- Points
- 38
Bathroom graffiti 1
Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
Bathroom graffiti 2
Here I sit
What a caper
I have to shit
But I'm out of paper
Bathroom graffiti 3
Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted
Bathroom graffiti 4
You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!
Bathroom graffiti 5
I came here to shit and stink
But all I do Is sit and think.
Bathroom graffiti 6
Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls...
Bathroom graffiti 7
(written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line, the Hillsboro Fire Department want's you.
Bathroom graffiti 8
(written high upon the wall above a urinal)
Don't look up here, the joke's in your hand.
Bathroom graffiti 9
Sign posted in a Bathroom:
We aim to please! You aim too! Please!
Bathroom graffiti 10
Seen above a urinal:
Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal. We don't piss in your ashtrays!
Bathroom graffiti 11
Scratched into the paint of the condom-dispensing machine were these words:
"Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber."
Bathroom graffiti 12
On the inside of a toilet door:
Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance.
Bathroom graffiti 13
"1.49 - All You Can Eat" (with an arrow pointing down into the toilet)
Bathroom graffiti 14
A sign I saw at a swimming pool once:
We don't swim in your toilet, so please don't pee in our pool!
Bathroom graffiti 15
Another sign seen at a swimming pool:
Welcome to our ool. Notice there's no P in it. Please keep it that way.
Bathroom graffiti 16
My mother made me a *****.
(to which someone else added)
If I give her the yarn, will she make me one too?
Bathroom graffiti 17
Under a sign that said "Employees Must Wash Hands," someone scribbled:
I waited and waited, but I finally washed them myself.
Bathroom graffiti 18
In the men's room at a Burger King restaurant:
It takes the human body about 24 hours to turn good food into shit.
It only takes Burger King 10 minutes.
Bathroom graffiti 19
Sign seen at a restaurant: The hands that clean these toilets also make your food... please aim properly.
Bathroom graffiti 20
Here I sit, I'm at a loss
trying to shit out taco sauce.
When it comes, I hope and pray,
I don't blow my *** away.
Bathroom graffiti 21
Here's one seen above a urinal:
Look up look up
[even higher on the wall] keep looking up
[on the ceiling] Quick! Look down! You're pissing on your shoes!
Bathroom graffiti 22
Fart loud if you love Jesus!
Bathroom graffiti 23
While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door:
Congratulations!
You've won one free game of Toilet Tennis! Look Left.
(You look left and it reads) Look Right
(You look right and it reads) Look Left...
Bathroom graffiti 24
Everybody pisses on the floor. Be a hero and shit on the ceiling.
Bathroom graffiti 25
(written above a urinal)
Why are you looking up here? Are you ashamed of it?
Bathroom graffiti 26
Some people come here to take a shit, I come here to leave one.
Bathroom graffiti 27
Don't look now! You're pissing on your neighbor's foot.
Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
Bathroom graffiti 2
Here I sit
What a caper
I have to shit
But I'm out of paper
Bathroom graffiti 3
Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted
Bathroom graffiti 4
You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!
Bathroom graffiti 5
I came here to shit and stink
But all I do Is sit and think.
Bathroom graffiti 6
Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls...
Bathroom graffiti 7
(written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line, the Hillsboro Fire Department want's you.
Bathroom graffiti 8
(written high upon the wall above a urinal)
Don't look up here, the joke's in your hand.
Bathroom graffiti 9
Sign posted in a Bathroom:
We aim to please! You aim too! Please!
Bathroom graffiti 10
Seen above a urinal:
Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal. We don't piss in your ashtrays!
Bathroom graffiti 11
Scratched into the paint of the condom-dispensing machine were these words:
"Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber."
Bathroom graffiti 12
On the inside of a toilet door:
Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance.
Bathroom graffiti 13
"1.49 - All You Can Eat" (with an arrow pointing down into the toilet)
Bathroom graffiti 14
A sign I saw at a swimming pool once:
We don't swim in your toilet, so please don't pee in our pool!
Bathroom graffiti 15
Another sign seen at a swimming pool:
Welcome to our ool. Notice there's no P in it. Please keep it that way.
Bathroom graffiti 16
My mother made me a *****.
(to which someone else added)
If I give her the yarn, will she make me one too?
Bathroom graffiti 17
Under a sign that said "Employees Must Wash Hands," someone scribbled:
I waited and waited, but I finally washed them myself.
Bathroom graffiti 18
In the men's room at a Burger King restaurant:
It takes the human body about 24 hours to turn good food into shit.
It only takes Burger King 10 minutes.
Bathroom graffiti 19
Sign seen at a restaurant: The hands that clean these toilets also make your food... please aim properly.
Bathroom graffiti 20
Here I sit, I'm at a loss
trying to shit out taco sauce.
When it comes, I hope and pray,
I don't blow my *** away.
Bathroom graffiti 21
Here's one seen above a urinal:
Look up look up
[even higher on the wall] keep looking up
[on the ceiling] Quick! Look down! You're pissing on your shoes!
Bathroom graffiti 22
Fart loud if you love Jesus!
Bathroom graffiti 23
While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door:
Congratulations!
You've won one free game of Toilet Tennis! Look Left.
(You look left and it reads) Look Right
(You look right and it reads) Look Left...
Bathroom graffiti 24
Everybody pisses on the floor. Be a hero and shit on the ceiling.
Bathroom graffiti 25
(written above a urinal)
Why are you looking up here? Are you ashamed of it?
Bathroom graffiti 26
Some people come here to take a shit, I come here to leave one.
Bathroom graffiti 27
Don't look now! You're pissing on your neighbor's foot.
