Yeah right! JEEZUS , oft9tkl ... your wife's feet are killin me!!! They are so mouth-wateringly gorgeous that I hereby volunteer my mouth for use as one of her shoes! Yep , that's right ... I'm introducing a new shoe called the 'TKLMAN's Mouth'.Trust me , I'll find some way to wrap my lips around those babies! This particular model also boasts a constant licky-tongue-massage feature ... every time your wife takes a step , she'll be bombarded w/a warm , moist sensation tantalizing her sensitive tootsies! So , what size does she wear?