Because you think about these things sometimes...

[Rithwraith]

Foolery for all. If you've a mind to, kindly answer one of the three questions.

1. For what prize, in any shape or form, would you willingly fill your underwear with thistles and allow yourself to be kicked in the buttocks from dawn till dusk?

2. Oh horror! the Duke's daughter has been absconded by 350 loathsome sabre toothed parrots, armed with cannons no less. With only a sock and a pencil at your disposal, how shall you save her?

3. Henry VIII himself had bid you to build a statue from matchsticks. The subject matter is yours to decide. What shall you build?

 

[zhukovskaia]

1. For what prize, in any shape or form, would you willingly fill your underwear with thistles and allow yourself to be kicked in the buttocks from dawn till dusk?

your question is predicated upon the assumption that i would be willing to do that at all. i wouldn't. unless you were offering me omnipotence, which i could use to turn you into a big pile of organic detritus before you could kick me.

2. Oh horror! the Duke's daughter has been absconded by 350 loathsome sabre toothed parrots, armed with cannons no less. With only a sock and a pencil at your disposal, how shall you save her?

with my newly-gained omnipotence.

3. Henry VIII himself had bid you to build a statue from matchsticks. The subject matter is yours to decide. What shall you build?

a giant matchstick, for irony