best version of Deep Throat ever!

[TMF Jeff]

http://www1.zkm.de/~wvdc/ascii/java/

 

[Dave2112]

Droids everywhere are wishing they could masturbate....😎

 

[Admiral Trouser]

Damn you Jeff...I thought it was one of those magic eye things and ended up burning my nose on the moniter. Not impressed am I 😉

And my eyes hurt. 🙁

AT

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Eyes.....fallin'.....outta'......skull..........

Freaky.😀 😀

 

[TklDuo-Ann]

Ma! Are we there yet? I gotta get sick! lol

One word?....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

(I feel soo much better, now!)

Ann

 

[TMF Jeff]

Am I the only one able to look past the fact that it's a cheap porn movie and marvel at the fact that someone was able to make a viewable movie out of nothing but ASCII????

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Apparently.😀

 

[narin]

ow

My eyes, my beautiful eyes!

Well... my eyes at least.

Damn you Jeff if I develop a squint because of you...

*shakes her fist*

(shake ha'dah boy!)

 

[AffectionateDan]

Okay, is it just my machine, or...

...Is everyone else seeing the black screen with the green characters scrolling across it like a monitor on "The Matrix" ?

 

[His Divine Shadow]

That's what it's supposed to be. It's a porno movie done entirely in ASCII, a type of computer code, I think.

 

[AffectionateDan]

Well, hell, how STOOOOOOOOOOOPID is that?

CLearly, somebody had WAY too much time on their hands. Not to mention, I didn't see jack $#*&, either! Grrr!

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Oooooooooooooo......Jeff's gonna get you for that!!!! Nice knowing you, Grizz.

 

[venray]

Re: Okay, is it just my machine, or...

...Is everyone else seeing the black screen with the green characters scrolling across it like a monitor on "The Matrix" ?

I thought so too Dan..let it run for about 3 minutes and you can actually make out scenery and people!!!

Narin...eeep!


Ven

 

[TMF Jeff]

You have to watch for a second to see it.

Maybe the reason no-one sees how cool this is is that I didnt explain that ASCII is the character set we use to type with. That movie is made up of nothing but letters, numbers and misc such as #, $ and *

 

[BigJim]

Re: ow

(shake ha'dah boy!)

Didn't Ah-nuld say that to Edward Furlong when he first met him?



Anyway......

Am I the only person who can't see a frikkin thing apart form an eye-glazing parade of numbers? There hain't nothun there that even remotely resembles an image of any biological functions that I can see.

Or maybe it's just that I'm too sweet and innocent to be able to comprehend such a thing. 😀

 

[AffectionateDan]

Didn't Ah-nuld say that to Edward Furlong when he first met him?

Edward Furlong... why do I recognize the sound of that name?

Anyway......

Am I the only person who can't see a frikkin thing apart form an eye-glazing parade of numbers? There hain't nothun there that even remotely resembles an image of any biological functions that I can see.

Nope! I've tried it twice, and my primitive grizz eyes/brain just can't make out doodly-fudge there. Looks like The Matrix.

Or maybe it's just that I'm too sweet and innocent to be able to comprehend such a thing. 😀

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!! Yeah, that's what it is, Jim, me too, me too... 😛

 

[TklDuo-Ann]

I could see the movement, though some wasn't too clear. And I DO find it amazing that someone took the time to put all that together. But, it still hurt my eyes to watch it. Kinda gave the effect of very old night vision goggles. (Musta been SOME recon mission! lol)

Ann

 

[BigJim]

Edward Furlong... why do I recognize the sound of that name?

The guy who played John Connor in Terminator 2.

 

[AffectionateDan]

Ahhh, si!

The guy who played John Connor in Terminator 2.

Muchas gracias, Senor Jaime.

 

[BigJim]

Nope...

Been looking at it for a week and I still can't see shit.