MayDay1
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As hard as it is to believe, I don't know everything.
Much like my previous thread, this will be a Q&A type deal. The big difference here is I ask the questions and you get to answer. These are the few things even my huge intellect (thphtphphptpt!!) have not been able to solve. I have only three rules:
You can answer as many questions as you like. You can answer one or you can answer the whole lot. It's up to you.
If someone allready answered a question you were going to respond to, go ahead and answer it anyway. Who says there can't be more than one response?
"I don't know" is not an answer! Any body who posts that will be shot.
Ready? Here it comes!
1. How le fuque did Stephon Marberry get on the USA Olympic basketball team?
2. Why is it that middle aged white people use hip hop lingo that went out of style years ago, but when they say it they act like it's the newest thing? I swear if I hear one more soccer mom say "You go girl!" I'm gonna..............
3. How do skunks know they can shoot stink? I know that animals have that inborn behavior but this seems to me like a way to complicated thing to just simply know right off the bat. "Uh oh! Here comes that mean ol' coyote! I think I'll lift my tail and blast him!"
4. What ever happened to L7? They were great! At a time when Avril Levigne is considered the edgy alternative to bubblegum pop, they are needed now more than ever!
5. What's the deal with snakehandling? I really don't understand this.
6. If it's been common knowledge for at least five years that Ben Affleck is the worst actor in Hollywood, why does he still release 12 movies a year?
7. Flammable. Inflammable. They mean the same thing. What gives?
8. Is there anyone on the face of the planet more unlikable than Dick Cheney?
And since this is a tickling forum I'll ask the tickling question that's been bothering me lately.
9. I like to think I'm a gentleman. I treat all my female friends and coworkers with the same amount of respect that I would give any of my male friends. Whenever I hear someone refer to a woman as a "bitch", "ho", or make comments about how women are simply possesions or sperm receptacles I get genuinley pissed off. Mysogony is something I just can't stomach. So why is it that I'm an active member of a forum that is devoted to the idea of tying women (not exclusivley women but a vast majority of the stuff on here is women) down to a bed with the intent of torturing her out of her mind and forcing her to beg for mercy she ain't gonna get from some ape on a power trip? Doesn't this seem hypocritical? Am I really the second coming of Gordon Lightfoot or do I have an inner frat boy clawing his way out?
You have your questions! Go!
Much like my previous thread, this will be a Q&A type deal. The big difference here is I ask the questions and you get to answer. These are the few things even my huge intellect (thphtphphptpt!!) have not been able to solve. I have only three rules:
You can answer as many questions as you like. You can answer one or you can answer the whole lot. It's up to you.
If someone allready answered a question you were going to respond to, go ahead and answer it anyway. Who says there can't be more than one response?
"I don't know" is not an answer! Any body who posts that will be shot.
Ready? Here it comes!
1. How le fuque did Stephon Marberry get on the USA Olympic basketball team?
2. Why is it that middle aged white people use hip hop lingo that went out of style years ago, but when they say it they act like it's the newest thing? I swear if I hear one more soccer mom say "You go girl!" I'm gonna..............
3. How do skunks know they can shoot stink? I know that animals have that inborn behavior but this seems to me like a way to complicated thing to just simply know right off the bat. "Uh oh! Here comes that mean ol' coyote! I think I'll lift my tail and blast him!"
4. What ever happened to L7? They were great! At a time when Avril Levigne is considered the edgy alternative to bubblegum pop, they are needed now more than ever!
5. What's the deal with snakehandling? I really don't understand this.
6. If it's been common knowledge for at least five years that Ben Affleck is the worst actor in Hollywood, why does he still release 12 movies a year?
7. Flammable. Inflammable. They mean the same thing. What gives?
8. Is there anyone on the face of the planet more unlikable than Dick Cheney?
And since this is a tickling forum I'll ask the tickling question that's been bothering me lately.
9. I like to think I'm a gentleman. I treat all my female friends and coworkers with the same amount of respect that I would give any of my male friends. Whenever I hear someone refer to a woman as a "bitch", "ho", or make comments about how women are simply possesions or sperm receptacles I get genuinley pissed off. Mysogony is something I just can't stomach. So why is it that I'm an active member of a forum that is devoted to the idea of tying women (not exclusivley women but a vast majority of the stuff on here is women) down to a bed with the intent of torturing her out of her mind and forcing her to beg for mercy she ain't gonna get from some ape on a power trip? Doesn't this seem hypocritical? Am I really the second coming of Gordon Lightfoot or do I have an inner frat boy clawing his way out?
You have your questions! Go!
