Bird poop facials.

[General Zod]

I think I will pass on this fowl smelling treatment.

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2013/08/02/clients-drop-180-for-bird-poop-facials-at-nyc-spa/

 

[AmishTickler]

That's so you dude. 😀

 

[Captain Satan]

So when birds try to take a dump on you, they're actually just concerned about those facial blemishes that most commercial products simply cannot remove. Thanks, birds.

 

[milagros317]

 

[kopfhorer]

Didn't geishas once use bird droppings to whiten their faces?

 

[Bugman]

 

[carol8961]

Hey, the Romans used urine to whiten their togas! Ewwwww!!!

 

[kopfhorer]

The word "lotion" comes from the Latin word "lotium", meaning stale urine. Used for among other things, hair tonic!

 

[kis123]

Vile and disgusting!

They'd have to force me to do it at gunpoint...........even then there'd be problems!

No thanks! I'd rather keep the blemishes...

 

[paracarl44]

Would you kiss a hunk of coal? Some lipstick is made from this ingredient.

 

[Gothika]

yay what i always wanted..............