-
If you would like to get your account Verified, read this thread -
Check out Tickling.com - the most innovative tickling site of the year. -
The TMF is sponsored by Clips4sale - By supporting them, you're supporting us. -
>>> If you cannot get into your account email me at [email protected] <<<
Don't forget to include your username
Blonde horseback riding.....
- Thread starter venray
- Start date
ticklemebreezy
TMF Poster
- Joined
- Apr 23, 2002
- Messages
- 116
- Points
- 0
LMAO!
Now that one was funny. I think that topped all of the blonde jokes here. Great one Ven!
Now that one was funny. I think that topped all of the blonde jokes here. Great one Ven!
milagros317
Wielder of 500 Feathers
- Joined
- Jan 12, 2002
- Messages
- 615,220
- Points
- 113
Very amusing! 😀 And I didn't guess the punchline.
luv2bt&tickled
3rd Level Red Feather
- Joined
- Sep 30, 2002
- Messages
- 1,696
- Points
- 0
That was cute Ray, I had to think for a second LOL.😀
Got some for you😀 enjoy, these are all in fun y'all.
The Complete Set of Blonde Jokes
1.
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
2.
Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Alone.
3.
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
4.
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
5.
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
6.
Q: How does a blonde part their hair?
A1: (Action of scissoring legs apart)
A2: By doing the splits.
7.
Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?
A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!
8.
Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never met.
9.
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
10.
Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
A: After a dye job.
11.
Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A1: She'd just dyed her hair.
A2: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.
12.
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
13.
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
14.
Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievement?
A: An IN-body experience!
15.
Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle?
A: They both get f*cked up when they're on their back.
16.
Q: What does Dale Earnhardt and a blonde have in common?
A: Put either of 'em in a car and their f*cked.
17.
Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme.
18.
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
19.
Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle?
A: Shine a torch in her ears.
20.
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.
21.
Q1 How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's white-out on the screen.
Q2: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's writing on the white-out.
22.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.
23.
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?
A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.
24.
Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.
25.
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno!
26.
Q: How do you kill a blonde?
A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads.
27.
Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?
A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
28.
Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello?
A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.
29.
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head?
A: All you can eat, under a buck.
30.
Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles?
A: Because they can't get their head in the jar.
31.
Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A1: They can't find the zipper.
A2: They can't find the pull tab.
32.
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings?
A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.
33.
Q: Why do blondes where big hoop earrings?
A: To put their feet through.
34.
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.
35.
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
A: Because red means stop.
36.
Q: Why do blondes wear red lipstick?
A: Because red means "Stop, wrong hole."
37.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?
A: By the lipstick on your cucumbers.
38.
Q: Why don't blondes use vibrators?
A: They chip their teeth.
39.
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?
A: They make good ankle warmers.
40.
Q: What do blondes do for foreplay?
A: Remove their underwear.
41.
Q: Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?
A: Cause their balls show!
42.
Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?
A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!"
43.
Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!"
44.
Q: How did the blonde die ice fishing?
A: She was run over by the Zamboni machine.
45.
Q: What's a brunette's mating call?
A1: Has that blonde gone yet?
A2: When is that blonde bitch going to leave!?
A3: "All the blondes have gone home!"
46:
Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs?
A: Because they can spell it.
47.
Q: Why do blondes like the GST? (GST -- Goods and Services Tax now in effect in Canada)
A: Because they can spell it.
48.
Q: What is 74 to a blonde?
A: 69 plus G.S.T.
49.
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.
50.
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?
A: Tits Go In Front.
Got some for you😀 enjoy, these are all in fun y'all.
The Complete Set of Blonde Jokes
1.
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
2.
Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Alone.
3.
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
4.
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
5.
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
6.
Q: How does a blonde part their hair?
A1: (Action of scissoring legs apart)
A2: By doing the splits.
7.
Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?
A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!
8.
Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never met.
9.
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
10.
Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
A: After a dye job.
11.
Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A1: She'd just dyed her hair.
A2: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.
12.
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
13.
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
14.
Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievement?
A: An IN-body experience!
15.
Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle?
A: They both get f*cked up when they're on their back.
16.
Q: What does Dale Earnhardt and a blonde have in common?
A: Put either of 'em in a car and their f*cked.
17.
Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme.
18.
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
19.
Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle?
A: Shine a torch in her ears.
20.
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.
21.
Q1 How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's white-out on the screen.
Q2: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's writing on the white-out.
22.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.
23.
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?
A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.
24.
Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.
25.
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno!
26.
Q: How do you kill a blonde?
A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads.
27.
Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?
A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
28.
Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello?
A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.
29.
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head?
A: All you can eat, under a buck.
30.
Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles?
A: Because they can't get their head in the jar.
31.
Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A1: They can't find the zipper.
A2: They can't find the pull tab.
32.
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings?
A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.
33.
Q: Why do blondes where big hoop earrings?
A: To put their feet through.
34.
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.
35.
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
A: Because red means stop.
36.
Q: Why do blondes wear red lipstick?
A: Because red means "Stop, wrong hole."
37.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?
A: By the lipstick on your cucumbers.
38.
Q: Why don't blondes use vibrators?
A: They chip their teeth.
39.
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?
A: They make good ankle warmers.
40.
Q: What do blondes do for foreplay?
A: Remove their underwear.
41.
Q: Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?
A: Cause their balls show!
42.
Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?
A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!"
43.
Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!"
44.
Q: How did the blonde die ice fishing?
A: She was run over by the Zamboni machine.
45.
Q: What's a brunette's mating call?
A1: Has that blonde gone yet?
A2: When is that blonde bitch going to leave!?
A3: "All the blondes have gone home!"
46:
Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs?
A: Because they can spell it.
47.
Q: Why do blondes like the GST? (GST -- Goods and Services Tax now in effect in Canada)
A: Because they can spell it.
48.
Q: What is 74 to a blonde?
A: 69 plus G.S.T.
49.
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.
50.
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?
A: Tits Go In Front.
