starburstz91
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Mkay, let's see if I can tell this right. -.-
Kinda long but heh. I'm not too great at telling jokes either. >.<
Mkay, there's this blonde chick and her boyfriend. Her boyfriend is at his house, reading the paper when all of the sudden he gets a phone call.
"Hello?" He asks.
"Oh, baby! I am SO glad you answered!" replies his girlfriend.
"What's wrong, babe?"
"I need your help. Like, I'm doing a puzzle and I can't get it."
"Okay, well what is the puzzle a picture of?" The boyfriend asks.
"Ummm... a tiger."
The boyfriend then promises his girlfriend that he'd be over in a few minutes. After about 10, he appears at his girlfriend's apartment door, and knocks on it. The blonde answers it.
"OMG thank god you came! Hurry! I need help on the puzzle!" The girlfriend pulls her boyfriend inside.
"Mkay, honey. Well, where's the puzzle?" The boyfriend asks.
"It's on the kitchen table." The girlfriend leads him into the kitchen.
The boyfriend stares at the kitchen table, blinks a couple of times, and then sighs.
"Honey... I need to tell you something. But first, let's put aaall the Frosted Flakes back into the box..."
Lol, I hope you guys got that. 🙂
Kinda long but heh. I'm not too great at telling jokes either. >.<
Mkay, there's this blonde chick and her boyfriend. Her boyfriend is at his house, reading the paper when all of the sudden he gets a phone call.
"Hello?" He asks.
"Oh, baby! I am SO glad you answered!" replies his girlfriend.
"What's wrong, babe?"
"I need your help. Like, I'm doing a puzzle and I can't get it."
"Okay, well what is the puzzle a picture of?" The boyfriend asks.
"Ummm... a tiger."
The boyfriend then promises his girlfriend that he'd be over in a few minutes. After about 10, he appears at his girlfriend's apartment door, and knocks on it. The blonde answers it.
"OMG thank god you came! Hurry! I need help on the puzzle!" The girlfriend pulls her boyfriend inside.
"Mkay, honey. Well, where's the puzzle?" The boyfriend asks.
"It's on the kitchen table." The girlfriend leads him into the kitchen.
The boyfriend stares at the kitchen table, blinks a couple of times, and then sighs.
"Honey... I need to tell you something. But first, let's put aaall the Frosted Flakes back into the box..."
Lol, I hope you guys got that. 🙂
