ShiningIce
3rd Level Green Feather
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A blind man mistakenly enters a bar frequented by lesbians.
He finds his way to a stool at the bar and orders a drink.
After sitting there for a few moments he yells to the bartender ,
" Hey , you wanna hear the latest blonde joke?"
The noisy bar falls silent....
A woman standing behind the blind man say's ,
" Before you tell that joke I think it's only fair to warn you about 5
things"
1. the bartender is a blonde woman
2. the bouncer is a blonde woman
3. I'm 6' tall , I weigh 220 and I'm a blonde woman
4. the woman sitting one side of you is a blonde woman
weightlifter
5. the woman sitting on the other side of you is a semi pro wrestler .
Her
ring name is "the Dismantler" .
Are you sure that you STILL want to tell that joke???
The blind guy thinks for a second , shakes his head and say's
" Naw ........ not if I'm going to have to explain it 5 times!"
He finds his way to a stool at the bar and orders a drink.
After sitting there for a few moments he yells to the bartender ,
" Hey , you wanna hear the latest blonde joke?"
The noisy bar falls silent....
A woman standing behind the blind man say's ,
" Before you tell that joke I think it's only fair to warn you about 5
things"
1. the bartender is a blonde woman
2. the bouncer is a blonde woman
3. I'm 6' tall , I weigh 220 and I'm a blonde woman
4. the woman sitting one side of you is a blonde woman
weightlifter
5. the woman sitting on the other side of you is a semi pro wrestler .
Her
ring name is "the Dismantler" .
Are you sure that you STILL want to tell that joke???
The blind guy thinks for a second , shakes his head and say's
" Naw ........ not if I'm going to have to explain it 5 times!"
