You gotta love them.. 
A blonde is visiting Canberra.
This is her first time to the city, so she wants to see the capitol building. Unfortunately, she can't find it, so she asks a police officer for directions. "Excuse me, officer," the blonde says, "how do I get to the Parliament house?"
The officer says, "Wait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus. It'll take you right there."
The blonde thanks the officer and he drives off.
Three hours later the police officer comes back to the same area, and sure enough, the blonde is still waiting at the same bus stop. The officer gets out of his car and says, "Excuse me, but to get to the Parliament House, I said to wait here for the number 54 bus. That was three hours ago. Why are you still waiting?"
The blonde says, "Don't worry, officer, it won't be long now. The 45th bus just went by!"
A blonde woman named Babbette found herself in dire trouble.
Her business had gone bust and she was in serious financial trouble. She was so desperate that she decided to ask God for help.
She began to pray. "God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto".
Lotto night came and somebody else won.
Babbette again prayed. "God, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well".
Lotto night came and Babbette still had no luck.
Once again she prayed. "My God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. Please just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order."
Suddenly there was a blinding flash of light as the heavens opened and Babbette was confronted by the voice of God himself.
"Babbette, meet me halfway on this. Buy a ticket."
There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead traveling through the desert when their car suddenly stalls.
They all get out of the car and, upon realizing that it's not going to start, they each take one thing from the car.
The brunette takes a bottle of water, the redhead takes a bag of food with her, and the blonde takes a car door.
They begin to walk through the desert, and soon stop to rest. At this point the blonde and the brunette turn to the redhead and ask her why she brought the food.
She replies, "Well, in case I get hungry I'll have something to eat."
They all think this is pretty reasonable and then the redhead and the blonde turn to the brunette and ask her why she decided to bring water. The brunette replies, "Well, in case I got thirsty I'll have something to drink."
They all decide that's a good idea, too. Finally, the brunette and the redhead turn to the blonde and ask her why on earth she would take the car door.
She replies, "Well, I thought if I got hot I could roll down the window."
There was a competition to cross the English Channel doing only the breaststroke, and the three women who entered the race were a brunette, a redhead and a blonde.
After approximately 14 hours, the brunette staggered up on the shore and was declared the fastest breaststroker.
About 40 minutes later, the redhead crawled up on the shore and was declared the second place finisher.
Nearly 4 hours after that, the blonde finally came ashore and promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers.
When the reporters asked why it took her so long to complete the race, she replied, "I don't want to sound like I'm a sore loser, but I think those two other girls were using their arms..."
There was this blond who went into the hardware store.
She was shopping around and a clerk walked up to her and asked if he could help her.
She pointed to a thermos and said "What is that?"
The clerk responded "Its a Thermos and it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The blond said, "Wow, that is really a neat idea, I will take one of those."
The next day, the blond had her thermos sitting on her desk, very proud of her newfound convenience, when her boss walked by and asked, "Hey, what do you have there?"
The blond responded, "Oh, that's my Thermos. Isn't that neat? It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The boss says, "What do you have in there?"
The blond says, "Soup and ice cream..."
A blonde is visiting Canberra.
This is her first time to the city, so she wants to see the capitol building. Unfortunately, she can't find it, so she asks a police officer for directions. "Excuse me, officer," the blonde says, "how do I get to the Parliament house?"
The officer says, "Wait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus. It'll take you right there."
The blonde thanks the officer and he drives off.
Three hours later the police officer comes back to the same area, and sure enough, the blonde is still waiting at the same bus stop. The officer gets out of his car and says, "Excuse me, but to get to the Parliament House, I said to wait here for the number 54 bus. That was three hours ago. Why are you still waiting?"
The blonde says, "Don't worry, officer, it won't be long now. The 45th bus just went by!"
A blonde woman named Babbette found herself in dire trouble.
Her business had gone bust and she was in serious financial trouble. She was so desperate that she decided to ask God for help.
She began to pray. "God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto".
Lotto night came and somebody else won.
Babbette again prayed. "God, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well".
Lotto night came and Babbette still had no luck.
Once again she prayed. "My God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. Please just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order."
Suddenly there was a blinding flash of light as the heavens opened and Babbette was confronted by the voice of God himself.
"Babbette, meet me halfway on this. Buy a ticket."
There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead traveling through the desert when their car suddenly stalls.
They all get out of the car and, upon realizing that it's not going to start, they each take one thing from the car.
The brunette takes a bottle of water, the redhead takes a bag of food with her, and the blonde takes a car door.
They begin to walk through the desert, and soon stop to rest. At this point the blonde and the brunette turn to the redhead and ask her why she brought the food.
She replies, "Well, in case I get hungry I'll have something to eat."
They all think this is pretty reasonable and then the redhead and the blonde turn to the brunette and ask her why she decided to bring water. The brunette replies, "Well, in case I got thirsty I'll have something to drink."
They all decide that's a good idea, too. Finally, the brunette and the redhead turn to the blonde and ask her why on earth she would take the car door.
She replies, "Well, I thought if I got hot I could roll down the window."
There was a competition to cross the English Channel doing only the breaststroke, and the three women who entered the race were a brunette, a redhead and a blonde.
After approximately 14 hours, the brunette staggered up on the shore and was declared the fastest breaststroker.
About 40 minutes later, the redhead crawled up on the shore and was declared the second place finisher.
Nearly 4 hours after that, the blonde finally came ashore and promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers.
When the reporters asked why it took her so long to complete the race, she replied, "I don't want to sound like I'm a sore loser, but I think those two other girls were using their arms..."
There was this blond who went into the hardware store.
She was shopping around and a clerk walked up to her and asked if he could help her.
She pointed to a thermos and said "What is that?"
The clerk responded "Its a Thermos and it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The blond said, "Wow, that is really a neat idea, I will take one of those."
The next day, the blond had her thermos sitting on her desk, very proud of her newfound convenience, when her boss walked by and asked, "Hey, what do you have there?"
The blond responded, "Oh, that's my Thermos. Isn't that neat? It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The boss says, "What do you have in there?"
The blond says, "Soup and ice cream..."
