"Blow me, you dog-fucking bastards!!!"

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

As of today, you are insanely, unimaginably wealthy(let's pretend)! What are YOUR parting words to your(soon-to-be) previous employer?

 

[the_jimmy_james]

You won the Powerball, didn't you? Well, I'd say...

"Eat some dog fuck, ye foul, gonorrhea-infected anal corsair!"

 

[JackVanderson]

Well what I would say would be...
"Take your fucked up, twisted ideaology and shove it up your ass, after all it's where you pulled it from in the first place you conartist!"

 

[MaxDragon]

"I just bought this company. You're fired!"

 

[HOLLYWOOD]

the hollywood brother isn ot sure but the hollywood brother do not think he would use dog fucking because if the person you are working for is not god at this then the dog in question might get offended

 

[Rox_My_Sox1]

The following people can kiss my glorious rich ass goodbye...

^_~

 

[Relent<]

"Screw you guys.
I'm going home"

 

[kered1]

I would say, "Thank you for your faith in my abilities and hiring me when things in my life were looking bleak. I have come into a situation where I can afford early retirement and will help you to train someone to take my position........then we're going down the street and getting drunker than three legged billygoats. You are a good man and good employer."

 

[Journia]

I would say, "Thank you for your faith in my abilities and hiring me when things in my life were looking bleak. I have come into a situation where I can afford early retirement and will help you to train someone to take my position........then we're going down the street and getting drunker than three legged billygoats. You are a good man and good employer."

That.

 

[kopfhorer1]

"Here's five dollars. Use it to buy yourself some spine." (For a particularly gutless and inept former employer).

 

[a1532b]

Hmm...If I won all that money, and truly hated my employer, words would not be enough. I would show up for work and do a completely crap job. Then, when I got fired, I would let everyone know I won the lottery and offer everyone else that works there something like 50,000 bucks to quit on the spot. If they don't quit, I offer them more. Then I walk out, taking the entire staff with me and laugh as the business is unable to do anything for weeks until they train a new staff. Then If I'm a real dick I come in .and steal the staff again. BWAHAHAHA

 

[melanie2]

How could i cuss out myself??? hmm let's see..get lost you dizzy, batty blonde female you...i don't need your shit anymore..i am so out a here..hmm..but then see i would have to respond...why you ungrateful bitch you...i work my fingers to the bone for you, and this is how i'm treated?? you get lost instead..and anyone passing by would see, first izzy's head jerking that way, then the other way as she continues this argument with herself..

 

[QueenBeeBeeMari]

How could i cuss out myself??? hmm let's see..get lost you dizzy, batty blonde female you...i don't need your shit anymore..i am so out a here..hmm..but then see i would have to respond...why you ungrateful bitch you...i work my fingers to the bone for you, and this is how i'm treated?? you get lost instead..and anyone passing by would see, first izzy's head jerking that way, then the other way as she continues this argument with herself..

....and then,cue the men in white coats

 

[HalfElven]

I'd give him a copy of the video I have of me and his daughter and her girlfriend. Then I'd tell him I was the one who convinced his son to finally admit he was gay, and that I was the one who turned him into the humane society for the way he was treating his dogs. Then I'd leave.

Now I know some of you will say that first one is pretty cold, I mean why bring his daughter into it. The answer is simple, she helps him run the place and she's as big of a racist, bigoted piece of crap as he is. Now you'll ask then why did I have sex with her. Firstly the video was taken before I knew she was his daughter (I found out about a week later), Secondly we had been partying pretty hard, and lastly she was HOT and I was horny. Hope that answers all the questions, 🙂

Rick

 

[TicklishKitten]

what's there to say? doesn't everyone spread seeds of suspicion, betrayal and distrust whenever they lose a job as a form of happy revenge?

 

[tickle_fan031]

I'm the kinda person that doesn't really voice her opinions and does seem to get on with a lot of people...even the people that can be total bastards.
But depending on the company and how well I had been treated. i would probably send out an all users email. By this stage I would imagine having the ability to work from home and access work e-mails and I would mark the email high importance and write something along the lines of....

Hello All
If you are reading this you are probably trying to quickly check e-mails before dashing off to another meeting for a working lunch and now I am making you late. Haha.

I on the other hand am multitasking...I'm ammending budgets, carrying out market research, negotiating sales and drafting letters....in other words I'm counting the number of zeros that now form a positive figure in my bank account-who would have thought so many zeros excisted in a number, shopping online for a house,clothes and shoes, in the process of buying a car and a holiday and typing up my letter of resignation.

As you may have guessed I won't be returning to the office. I will be sending on my letter of resignation and company belongings in due course.

Have a nice meeting!
Enjopy working until retirement age.....whenever that may be.haha!
Nice knowing you :0)
_____________________________________

Ye thinks that's what I would like to write....would probably have more confidence to say what i wanna say seeing as I would probably never have to work again so wouldnt have to worry about getting a reference haha.

 

[nerdyroc]

i wouldnt say shit really i would just walk the fuck it or just not show up

 

[reinforcments]

Let's see.

Well I thank you for the opportunity to work with your company, though now i've won the lottery. I won't be returning to work and i'm giving my 2 weeks notice. Thank you.

*then i give everyone there that day 10,000$ each.*

come on guys, think for others. 🙂

 

[MistressValerie1]

Let's see.

Well I thank you for the opportunity to work with your company, though now i've won the lottery. I won't be returning to work and i'm giving my 2 weeks notice. Thank you.

*then i give everyone there that day 10,000$ each.*

come on guys, think for others. 🙂

I like your approach, keeping it classy and sharing good fortune with others.

 

[alphazion1]

Probably raid the supply closet for all the blue pens (we never seem to have any and management never reorders).

Then start a riot when people start asking where the pens are, and I ride through the office on a brand-new horse with half my face inked blue shouting "FRRRREEEEEEDDDDOOOOOMMM!!!"

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Probably raid the supply closet for all the blue pens (we never seem to have any and management never reorders).

Then start a riot when people start asking where the pens are, and I ride through the office on a brand-new horse with half my face inked blue shouting "FRRRREEEEEEDDDDOOOOOMMM!!!"

Now we're talking! You sir, sound like someone deserving of a lottery win!

 

[BigNorm]

In the immortal words of Cartman...

"Screw you guys... I'm going home!"

 

[Rox_My_Sox1]

In celebration of my winning the jackpot of the lottery I've decided to give away $23,000 to my boss and all the other bosses at his level...so long as they all kiss my ass. That's right...they have to kiss my ass...LITERALLY KISS MY ASS! Plant a wet one on my anus! Smooch my behind! Get oral satisfaction from my rectum! (points to my butt) THE LINE STARTS HERE PEOPLE!

 

[Slaver123]

I'd spin around in a big chair, wearing a black robe, and begin with "Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design...."

 

[Rox_My_Sox1]

I'd say I was going to miss you sorry sons of a bitches but Frank over at accounting just declared it "honest Tuesday" and I'm a poor liar!

^_~